It is easy to be yourself. It is hard to be what others want you to be. Who are you?

I'm your father.....Tazzaler

I am the Walrus. Coo coo ca choo.

THIS IS GAY DONT MAKE GAY THREADS PLEASE

Wait Ninja, I wanna see where this goes. Unlocked.

Let's do this!

I am the music maker, the shit taker, the noobpwner with a boner. I cant hide it, wont try it... my girl likes it cuz she hikes it.... in and humps it out. I drink stout. Not Schlitz or bitch beer or Neapolitans nor martinis. I am me: the indefinable, unforgettable, the irreplaceable and undeniable. I am a reticle... aimed at the heart of the matter that is God's miracle: life. Without cause or conspiracy, I rouse the rebels with a justice that speaks to me. Whistle blower, grass mower, toker of the greenery, the scenery, the memory... of a mountain, a fountain, the slopes of the faces that I ski. A student, a laborer, a teacher and a preacher. My faults and my shortcomings are on my sleeve: the world can see. I'm shameless. Nameless, yet still named. Tamed yet untamed. Im selfish yet freegiving. Alive but rarely living. My anger yet unchecked, my pride still unwrecked. My joy still around, my wisdom yet unfound. I lead, read, follow, wallow, drink, think, play, pray, weep, reap, sow, grow; repeat. I meet.... my challenges head on. Flowers for Algernon, this blind man might yet see. I mitigate the state of mind that makes me blind, bides my time, tries my wits and lands its hits on my morality, identity, integrity. I just think differently: not better than or lesser than: a man... without a plan I stumble and fumble the words and ideals that great men might yield. The most I can hope for is happiness and family, longevity; no misery. Will God find the time to give this to me? I digress, to a point from before that I am precisely no more than a man.

Omega you made me jizz.

I'm the fat guy(although there are plenty of bigger people in n00bfest I am the well known fatty), the musician, the most talented man in all of n00bfest. Who am I? Let me tell you. I am Gage. I may be a narcissist at times but I am all about giving. I love everyone in all of n00bfest...yet at times I feel like killing them all. I may be an ass hole at times, but please, who would I be without my usual giving of buttfuckery. I like boobies,butts, and little asian boys. It's who I am. Who am I? I am Gage. I am a god amongst men. I am praised, I am worshiped, I am loved and known by all. My prowess and my wisdom encourage others to be like me. Can they reach that goal? Who can? None other than I. Who am I? I am Gage. I am a Musician of sorts. I can play Rock, I can play Jazz, hell, I can even play the most technical music to man, Classical. I play the Trumpet, I play the Piano, I can even jam with my Bass Guitar. I am a Musician. Who am I? I am Gage. I am an athlete too, of course. Can I perform even now? Sure I can. It may take a month or two of physical training but I can get there. I love football, I love baseball, I love Hockey and Tennis, I love soccer more than all. I am a wonderful athlete. I can keep up with the best of them. Randy Johnson? Whoes that? The only pro I know is Gage. Steve young? Whoes that? The only pro I know is Gage. Lionel Messi? Whoes that? The only pro I know is Gage. I am a wonderful athlete. Who am I? I am Gage. I am a Gamer. I go from raping your face in CSS to pushing your shit in in LoL. I can own in RPG,FPS,Strategy,MMO, board games, card games. You name it and I'm better than you. Who am I? I am Gage. I am an Anime Lover. I love Romance and Ecchi the most. I watch anime more than I game. Hard to believe right? It's true. ask winitmeow. He knows. I am an Anime Lover. Who am I? Read what I wrote above. I am a God amongst men, I am Gage.

This thread is officially epic.

I am the spawn of J.R.R. Tolkien, I will raise the ashes of his fall and reestablish the glory of The Shire, Gondor, Rohan, and once again shun the evil back into the depths of Mordor! First I must take the fortress of Angband, however the defenses are high and the orcs lurk for prey. I must use the Blitzkrieg tactic on the fortress to destroy all those who dwell within, unfortunately I have no tanks, so I must use ponies. Once Angband is taken I will make my way through the secret caves and come from the east, while setting the main forces at the black gate. The armies of Mordor will be distracted and focus only on the men at the black gate, and then the men who came through the secret cave will come from behind and attack the orcs. This way the armies of Mordor will have a fight on both the western and eastern front. Eventually we will destroy them, but the western half of Mordor will likely be much to Orc-ified so I will get the elves to build a giant wall that separates the western and eastern part of Mordor. The eastern part of Mordor will be the one I control, every orc and servant of Sauron will be worked very hard and only me and my men will be the super rich ones, while the orcs live in tiny huts and have nearly no freedom. Perhaps after some 30 years the wall will be destroyed and Mordor will be one again, however still under my rule.

That, is who I am. I will fight as the forces of light against in the darkness in the holy war, I, am the next...J.R.R. Tolkien!

But what of the Valar, the High Elves and the relationship that must be reforged between those elves and the descendants of Numenor? There is a wonderful world outside of Middle Earth...

Yes. Manwë, Ulmo, Mandos, Aulë, the great Valar do not heed the call of the little people within Middle-earth. The great Morgoth had corrupted it with his evil servants and spread poison through the lands. It is up to the sons of Aulë - Dwarves, the men who are descenants of Númenor, and the most beautiful and ancient of all, the great Elves of the ancient lands of Nargothrond and Brethil to abolish the modern evil that lurks upon Middle-earth. Alas, the ancient glory lands of Beleriand were sunk in an enormous wave. However the spirit of the great ones lives on within the hearts of every dwarf, man, and elf that walk the vast mountains of Middle-earth.

I am the horrible Drunken annoyance known as Clorox. In my free time i enjoy eating, sleeping, Smoking and of course Counter Strike Pwning.

I am too good for this thread...................that is all!


The Captain has spoken...........

It official, my panties are wet!

The thread was shit when it the first reply was this

Gay threads are to be locked, not to be increased in length and more gayness.

did you just lock a thread after an elder unlocked it?

Well F*CK I guess I didn't look close enough, I stand corrected.

My bad dogg



this is still reeking of gay though

Rofl Tazz. Way2Fail.

The Asian that will hs with a deagle from far away then die from some newb at close range -_-

LOOK AT MY SIGNATURE :)