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fishwithAK wrote:
lol its not my sister...ar-tard...who would play beer/liquor pong with their sister?.....and what im sayin bout the Beast ICE...is that its a 24 pack aka a case.....when the hell do u ever see a CASE of BEAST ICE?


i play beer pong with my sister? Why not.


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fishwithAK wrote:
lol its not my sister...ar-tard...who would play beer/liquor pong with their sister?.....and what im sayin bout the Beast ICE...is that its a 24 pack aka a case.....when the hell do u ever see a CASE of BEAST ICE?


i play beer pong with my sister? Why not.



Well idk bout ur sister...but ive never played with mine..and im sure that my sister would suck at it....badly....no offense to the ladies out there...but only a hand full play enough Beerpong to even get good at it...


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fishwithAK wrote:
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fishwithAK wrote:
lol its not my sister...ar-tard...who would play beer/liquor pong with their sister?.....and what im sayin bout the Beast ICE...is that its a 24 pack aka a case.....when the hell do u ever see a CASE of BEAST ICE?


i play beer pong with my sister? Why not.



Well idk bout ur sister...but ive never played with mine..and im sure that my sister would suck at it....badly....no offense to the ladies out there...but only a hand full play enough Beerpong to even get good at it...


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hey do you know what a water smells like when it breaks???? It smells like mother F*CKING pine-sol and alot of it... thought i would fill you fags in on that


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eww, TMI but thanks for the update.

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Fags.

Is there really any reason to save your empties?

I guess you really do seem that much cooler for having 15 empty bottles of vodka. I don't even want to think what my kitchen would look like if I saved empties.

You have really impressed me here, really.



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There's no place that I'd rather be than right here, with my red necks, white socks and blue ribbon beer.


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Beer is for fags, VODKA nukka

i agree with him, and capt. Morg is great.


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Only chicks drink vodka thats why you keep it around. Men drink everclear stright with out a chaser. Fire in a bottle its the best you can get. But gin rum burben all the hard shits is good unless you mix it. Also hay look fishwithak is a rich white kid go figure.

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Only chicks drink vodka thats why you keep it around. Men drink everclear stright with out a chaser. Fire in a bottle its the best you can get. But gin rum burben all the hard shits is good unless you mix it. Also hay look fishwithak is a rich white kid go figure.


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I know this black car, is Japanese car. Silvia is a favorite car of mine. I am very big Nissan person!

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I know this black car, is Japanese car. Silvia is a favorite car of mine. I am very big Nissan person!



what the F*CK does this have to do with drinking... the onlythin that i cant drink strait up is vodka that shits nasty the best is striat up wiskey


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doublesven wrote:
Only chicks drink vodka thats why you keep it around. Men drink everclear stright with out a chaser. Fire in a bottle its the best you can get. But gin rum burben all the hard shits is good unless you mix it. Also hay look fishwithak is a rich white kid go figure.


How the F*CK could you, would you, or even possibly assume im a rich white kid? i have a 3-5 year old system...a sony tv i bought...for use of a tv...but it isnt now :p. I have a 19..90! nissan 240sx...(bought for 1800 bucks..thank you) and a 2003 bike....DAMN im rich as F*CK! GEEEZZZ


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fishwithAK wrote:
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Only chicks drink vodka thats why you keep it around. Men drink everclear stright with out a chaser. Fire in a bottle its the best you can get. But gin rum burben all the hard shits is good unless you mix it. Also hay look fishwithak is a rich white kid go figure.


How the F*CK could you, would you, or even possibly assume im a rich white kid? i have a 3-5 year old system...a sony tv i bought...for use of a tv...but it isnt now :p. I have a 19..90! nissan 240sx...(bought for 1800 bucks..thank you) and a 2003 bike....DAMN im rich as F*CK! GEEEZZZ


sounds hella rich to me ...you must be rolling in the cash


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lmao.

He has a job, home boy.

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Guaranteed to be at least 67% less offens- GAY than your local, state, or federal government.


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fishwithAK wrote:
virus wrote:
fishwithAK wrote:
lol its not my sister...ar-tard...who would play beer/liquor pong with their sister?.....and what im sayin bout the Beast ICE...is that its a 24 pack aka a case.....when the hell do u ever see a CASE of BEAST ICE?


i play beer pong with my sister? Why not.



Well idk bout ur sister...but ive never played with mine..and im sure that my sister would suck at it....badly....no offense to the ladies out there...but only a hand full play enough Beerpong to even get good at it...


Better hope Miss Murk doesnt see this post, she's a beer pong goddess


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Sorry! I am not reading all, too many all, only was looking for picture.

I am have 1991 240SX in Austin now! But is hatch-back. Do you need any part? I am take it apart, was accidented with truck in the front, and can no drive.

I like a drink vodka, but you need try Korean vodka, we call it soju. It made with sweet potato and dangmil (call cassava in English), and rice, and grains.

Coach drink very much soju at the party for Gman, I think he like, it make him very drunk!

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Sorry! I am not reading all, too many all, only was looking for picture.

I am have 1991 240SX in Austin now! But is hatch-back. Do you need any part? I am take it apart, was accidented with truck in the front, and can no drive.

I like a drink vodka, but you need try Korean vodka, we call it soju. It made with sweet potato and dangmil (call cassava in English), and rice, and grains.

Coach drink very much soju at the party for Gman, I think he like, it make him very drunk!


ahahha it cracked me up lol

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