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I would explain more, but it's a long story that would get a lot of tldr; and stuff.

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i understand the whore part, just not the liar part

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taco i dont get it at all elaborate on that


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MesscanBandito wrote:
No need to explain, Taco. I understand exactly what you mean.


so it's a spick thing.

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taco i dont get it at all elaborate on that


yeah taco

and btw i was in amsterdam getting my C*CK sucked Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_06

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Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:51 pm
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screw just gettin my C*CK sucked, if i'm in amsterdam i'm finding the hottest F*CKING bitch there, make sure she's clean and F*CK her to hell and back. it's legal there man, you gotta do it right.

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Genocide wrote:
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21 is like a parking space... Its a liar and a whore


Im sure im not the only one that wants to know. Can you please elaborate on this a little more? Since no one here understands what the F*CK you are talking about.


lets just say 21 is spose to be this awesome time. Then you go in to buy some beer and you dont even get carded. Then you become all your minor friends liquer bitch!


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on that note fish my wifes cervex is dialated to 5cm and her water broke and the hospital room smells like 10 gallons of pine sol.


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F*CKING wack off HOMOSEXUAL thaqts what you're supposed to do everyday, even if you have sex you must wack off or you sir are a HOMOSEXUAL

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You should make a dinner for you family.

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Coach wrote:
I would explain more, but it's a long story that would get a lot of tldr; and stuff.


TELL IT FGT

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You should make a dinner for you family.


why the F*CK would i make dinner for my family that jut fucken stupid


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Hey, bro.

Back off.

He's KOREA.

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He does spell better than crzyninja though. Apparently the a is either missing in crazy because he's so goddamn crazy or because he can't spell.

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Is it me or is this guy just a complete AFRICAN AMERICAN.

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I think its a complete AFRICAN AMERICAN but i could be wrong...btw hows the room smell now Taco? bloody yet? and congratz i guess if it really happen then woot for you if not your a lieing AFRICAN AMERICAN bitch :P

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Tazzaler wrote:
Is it me or is this guy just a complete AFRICAN AMERICAN.


not a AFRICAN AMERICAN just a dirty mexican


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Crzyninja wrote:
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Is it me or is this guy just a complete AFRICAN AMERICAN.


not a AFRICAN AMERICAN just a dirty mexican


Hey i recent that, i am a mexican.

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Wait...am I being called a AFRICAN AMERICAN for not being as retarded as you three?

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No we decided to call you a dirty Mexican i think....

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