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AngryKitten wrote:
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Man...all this sounds like an unholy amount of work. Here I was thinking about buying this - http://www.bayoufitness.com/total-trainer-dlx hoping to look like Rambo in a couple of months :(


it's really not, I've heard potheads talk about bongs that were more complicated.


I just laughed so hard that I'm going to start going to a gym.


LIES.

Humm ok vision, i already own one of the best protein suplements out there "Myoplex Deluxe" and i think i need jack3d to get my shit going on, kk thx.

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I think I know what you want Ginzu. You want to look like this guy :D

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Ginzu wrote:
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Man...all this sounds like an unholy amount of work. Here I was thinking about buying this - http://www.bayoufitness.com/total-trainer-dlx hoping to look like Rambo in a couple of months :(


it's really not, I've heard potheads talk about bongs that were more complicated.


I just laughed so hard that I'm going to start going to a gym.


LIES.


Fgt. You just doubled my resolve to do this.

As soon as I can afford a gym membership, I'm going. You will blow me.

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AngryKitten wrote:
Ginzu wrote:
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Man...all this sounds like an unholy amount of work. Here I was thinking about buying this - http://www.bayoufitness.com/total-trainer-dlx hoping to look like Rambo in a couple of months :(


it's really not, I've heard potheads talk about bongs that were more complicated.


I just laughed so hard that I'm going to start going to a gym.


LIES.


Fgt. You just doubled my resolve to do this.

As soon as I can afford a gym membership, I'm going. You will blow me.


Ok we´ll se about that fgt.

Reborn why would you take a picture of yourself just to show off??

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Ginzu wrote:
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Man...all this sounds like an unholy amount of work. Here I was thinking about buying this - http://www.bayoufitness.com/total-trainer-dlx hoping to look like Rambo in a couple of months :(


it's really not, I've heard potheads talk about bongs that were more complicated.


I just laughed so hard that I'm going to start going to a gym.


LIES.

Humm ok vision, i already own one of the best protein suplements out there "Myoplex Deluxe" and i think i need jack3d to get my shit going on, kk thx.


myoplex is awesome but its too expensive to take daily, at least for me but I don't work for Cisco. Actually, I'm jobless and live off of loans that are going to be raping me in my ass til I'm 40 so I try just a little bit to save money in some places. Thus, no alcohol, weed, or prostitutes for me. Prostitutes include stupid girls who don't believe it's prostitution if the guy hands them over their credit card to go shopping for dressing up like a catholic school girl or think a blowjob is equivalent to a mobile phone bill.

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You don't need supplements to get muscular. Just eat a lot of healthy protein meals and F*CKING work out and push your body till you feel like you're going to throw up. It's simple.


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I have been waiting for someone to say that. Do it the old fashion way and you wont have to drop a dime on anything other then food and gym membership.

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do P90X and get jacked in 90 days (if you follow the plan). you can download the video's from a torrent.

it's the same workout that all the guys in '300' did to get yolked for the movie.

and the best part is, you do it from home. you just need weights or resistance bands.


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do P90X and get jacked in 90 days (if you follow the plan). you can download the video's from a torrent.

it's the same workout that all the guys in '300' did to get yolked for the movie.

and the best part is, you do it from home. you just need weights or resistance bands.


This program actually works to if you follow it all the way threw. My wife has this I am going to start using it to get more cut. They do a program of muscle confusion so your workouts aren't ever the same so you build muscle faster. My wife got a eating plan and some other things with it.


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the_yeti wrote:
do P90X and get jacked in 90 days (if you follow the plan). you can download the video's from a torrent.

it's the same workout that all the guys in '300' did to get yolked for the movie.

and the best part is, you do it from home. you just need weights or resistance bands.


I'd rather go rock climbing. I'm really biased to guys who like getting ripped by doing workouts. The best way to lose fat is to get out and do stuff but that's my own personal thing.

I love/hate this little short guy that struts around the gym like a little poodle because he's 5'5 200+ lbs. I think it's the gayest thing a guy could do is go to a gym and show off in front of other guys especially in a college gym where there are very few dedicated lifters.

I only mention this because it's getting late and I still have to go to the gym today so I'll be there during it's busiest time when all the douchefags are walking around in their pretty little muscle shirts, geled hair, and texting on their cell phones.

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Vision wrote:
Ginzu wrote:
AngryKitten wrote:
Vision wrote:
Reborn wrote:
Man...all this sounds like an unholy amount of work. Here I was thinking about buying this - http://www.bayoufitness.com/total-trainer-dlx hoping to look like Rambo in a couple of months :(


it's really not, I've heard potheads talk about bongs that were more complicated.


I just laughed so hard that I'm going to start going to a gym.


LIES.

Humm ok vision, i already own one of the best protein suplements out there "Myoplex Deluxe" and i think i need jack3d to get my shit going on, kk thx.


myoplex is awesome but its too expensive to take daily, at least for me but I don't work for Cisco. Actually, I'm jobless and live off of loans that are going to be raping me in my ass til I'm 40 so I try just a little bit to save money in some places. Thus, no alcohol, weed, or prostitutes for me. Prostitutes include stupid girls who don't believe it's prostitution if the guy hands them over their credit card to go shopping for dressing up like a catholic school girl or think a blowjob is equivalent to a mobile phone bill.


Well i can afford myoplex deluxe for a daily basis consuption, and can afford jack3d and probably any shit around, thing is my only problem for suplements its not the cost, its how to find them.

Im planning to be very build and i think i can get a good lifting weight in aprox. 6 months i will be lifting like a bull, like i used to :(. Im now like desperate to get jack3d, im tired of drinking redbulls or monsters pre-workout, low carb monster tastes good thought, and it gets me pumped like a AFRICAN AMERICAN on roids.

Today i did legs HUGHHH F*CK.

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i order all my supplements online can you do that?

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Vision wrote:
i order all my supplements online can you do that?


ROFL, of course, sad thing is that i dont have access to better stuff over there at the U.S.

I dont own an american address.

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Yo Vision, any thermogenic that you can recommend??

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Ginzu wrote:
Yo Vision, any thermogenic that you can recommend??


i dont use them, don't really need to.

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Vision wrote:
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Yo Vision, any thermogenic that you can recommend??


i dont use them, don't really need to.


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Yo Vision, thanks a F*CKING lot man.

I used the jack3d shit, it F*CKING kicks like a mule, and leaves you thirsty for more workout, its like you drank 3 redbulls and sniffed 2 lines of cocaine, this shit is great!!, i want to have your kids.

I shall name you "n00bfest personal fitness trainer", thanks and have a good one.

Oh btw i put 2 and a half scoop on between 8 and 10 oz. of water, before workout, its that correct??.

Thx i love you.

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What. The. F*CK.

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by gym dont you mean backyard? lifting branches and rebar.


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