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 GOD DAMNIT IT COULDA BEEN ME.... 
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Post GOD DAMNIT IT COULDA BEEN ME....
So, my buddy (we'll call him "iam" to protect his identity) works for sun microsystems. He worked for myspace for a while as well. We had a conversation, and it pissed me off and reminded me that I F*CKING suck at life.

yeah sun rules
iam: i'm learning a ton here
iam: everyone besides me has been here for like a long time
iam: they're rad
aCId_rAIn: so are they treatin you like a monkey on a chain?
aCId_rAIn: or are you pretty much, highdoggin it up the ladder
aCId_rAIn: if i know you... youre doing very well!
iam: just trying to learn how to be a real C / OS hacker at the moment... lots to learn
iam: i haven't done that much programming really
iam: just enough
iam: doing this job is going to make a real programmer out of me though
iam: hopefully!
aCId_rAIn: it F*CKIN oughtta be!
aCId_rAIn: if not sun, then who!?
iam: hehe seriously
iam: great to have so many great engineers to learn from
aCId_rAIn: you, my friend, are a lucky bastard.
iam: this is true!
aCId_rAIn: do you ever think to yourself..... man... i wonder how many F*CKING geeks are out there just wishing they could work for sun.
aCId_rAIn: because i F*CKIN do.
aCId_rAIn: but then i get depressed, and continue trying to fix errors in my phpbb forum :(
aCId_rAIn: F*CK... I hate my life...


Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:05 pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide

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I got a sex change.


Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:28 pm
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I've got one for you... www.wwwdotcom.com

idiot.


Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:45 pm
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aCId_rAIn wrote:
I've got one for you... www.wwwdotcom.com

idiot.


LOL

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Haha i can't stop laughing.

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Mon Jun 29, 2009 8:49 pm
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me either, cause i didnt realize that was a real website until i clicked it. then i really felt F*CKING awesome because it said everything i wanted to say. SUPERPWNED!


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Look at the bright side.. Sun Microsystems is probably going to get bought out by Oracle soon, and then he'll be working for one of the biggest software companies in the world. Oh wait.. that's like the opposite of a bright side (for you, that is).


lolowned.

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i know


Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:19 pm
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RageQuit time?

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damn programmers!

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Considering the fact that many of my friends who were extremely talented aren't even alive at this point, I'm pretty content with my life knowing that I'm here at this moment, and that I could die at any point in time. Every time I feel depressed when I look around and see others doing better, I think of the countless people out there who're nowhere near as fortunate as me. So I'd say just do your best and live in the moment. There's far more to life than getting more money or working for a well known company.

I'm also in the same boat, currently working at my college helpdesk and looking to be a full time programmer after graduating next semester :)


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AngryKitten wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide

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Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:42 pm
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you know what... i was F*CKING thinking about just making that post..... and i decided not to... but you did it anyway and that makes this F*CKING thread epic.

Thank you kitten, for making this thread awesome.


Mon Jun 29, 2009 10:05 pm
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You're welcome.

I don't even have a job, brodudeski. I'm in no position to mock you. Like I said, you can take a dick so you can take a joke.

If life hands you shit, you make shitade. Work at it and you can be where he is or somewhere better.

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Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:09 pm
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nice immortal technique quote there, pinata breath!


Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:23 pm
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AngryKitten wrote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide


Here's one better.
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Suicide


Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:29 pm
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wow.. you just fagged it all up. good job reborn.


Mon Jun 29, 2009 11:34 pm
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I've always found encyclopedia dramatica very effective to lighten up the mood ;)


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If life gives you the back, you punch it in the butthole.

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Ginzu wrote:
If life gives you the back, you punch it in the butthole.

F*CK that, life should have a somewhat taste butthole, lick it, than F*CK it, than lick whatever is on your dick, than F*CK it again, than repeat, than scream AFRICAN AMERICAN AFRICAN AMERICAN AFRICAN AMERICAN until n00bfest rolls out of no where and starts lol'n.


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