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n00b with swine flu

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Tazzaler [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North	n00b with swine flu Well I made it to the states safetly, though it'll be a month before I can play on the server got to wait for my laptop. Well anyways I got here on Sunday, and around Tuesday I started feeling like shit so on Wednesday I went to the doctor, they had me take a influenza test which I almost passed out half way through it but I got through it and I was lying in a room and my doctor comes in with a face mask on and I'm like FCK me, he asks me the standard questions if I have recently traveled and shit....so far it's only confirmed that I have Influenza-A they're sending my test samples and shit to state labs to have them type it but lol there is a chance I got that swine flu lol lol lol. doubt though I'm kinda feeling better they have me on that tamiflu shit. just thought I tell you FCKERS so you can lol, eh heh eh heh heh
Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:20 am

-Purple- Game Server Admin Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby	well get better dude _________________
Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:26 am

Vendetta [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 2057 Location: Ottawa, Canada	Did they ask you if you have fucked any pigs latley? _________________
Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:57 am

doublesven I have NO life.... Joined: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 2552	Here little piggy come to papa. That sucks man get well. _________________ AngryKitten wrote: I bought a SuckerTech 18" Gaming Dildo a couple of days ago from a local dildo peddler. It was probably one of the worst $209 investments I've ever made. I find it is extremely hard to play video games with a giant dick in your ass.
Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:37 am

AngryKitten Lazer Jesus Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia	lol _________________ I got a sex change.
Thu Jun 18, 2009 10:50 am

Ginzu [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 2713	LOL. _________________ Gman wrote: His grasp on the English language is as loose as Ginzu's butthole.
Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:08 am

Genocide n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin Joined: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3519	rofl welcome home.. _________________ Government exists to protect us from each other. Where government has gone beyond its limits is in deciding to protect us from ourselves. Man is not free unless government is limited. The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much. We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.
Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:14 pm

Skullsickle [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 987 Location: Ottawa, Canada	Karma
Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:18 pm

CPTReynolds Game Server Admin Joined: Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:00 am Posts: 4380 Location: Doing your Mom while your sister waits her turn!	Always wear a rubber! Even the pigs can't be trusted. _________________ N00bfest Admin / Professional Rager / Ah lets face it I'm an ASSHOLE! Delta Company Δ - Former Leader (Strange that basterd took it back) cptreynolds@n00bfest.com
Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:55 pm

Vision [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!	lol, eh heh eh heh heh _________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:00 pm

virus [n00b] Member Joined: Thu Feb 23, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1918 Location: Miami, FL	lol wb
Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:04 pm

skinny [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 89 Location: Deland Florida	quit banging chicken heads...youll feel much better!tazz got the swamp monkey flu! _________________ <div>Never trust anything that bleeds 3 to 5 days and doesnt die! <br /><br /><br /><div><a href="\%3Ca%20target=\">http://s111.photobucket.com/albums/n134/wenj77143/?action=view¤t=skinny7ms.gif</a>" target="_blank"></div></div>
Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:45 pm

Shorty [n00b] Member Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1349 Location: Cincinnati	glhf and get well soon. _________________ When victory is to survive then death is defeat. -Slayer, War Ensemble "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
Thu Jun 18, 2009 5:41 pm

Coach One-Eyed Elder, Senior Admin Joined: Wed Oct 31, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 4936 Location: Gardendale, Texas	That sucks man, did they say how long before the results get back? Here it's taking them over a month to get positive/negative results back. _________________ Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
Thu Jun 18, 2009 9:54 pm

Ruger9 [n00b] Member Joined: Sat Mar 22, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 542 Location: NY	i had to put my face mask on to finish reading this shit....you can never be too careful _________________ "It is easy to fly into a passion... anybody can do that, but to be angry with the right person to the right extent and at the right time and in the right way that is not easy." ~Aristotle~
Fri Jun 19, 2009 9:11 am

Tazzaler [n00b] Member Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North	Coach wrote: That sucks man, did they say how long before the results get back? Here it's taking them over a month to get positive/negative results back. About a week and a half, I'm in a small state so it shouldn't take to long.
Fri Jun 19, 2009 4:53 pm

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