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 F*CK with my daughter, will ya? (Longest post ever) 
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guys a F*CKING HOMOSEXUAL. if it were my kid I wouldnt have given that guy the relief of being picked up by the police. I wouldve gone there myself and F*CKING wrecked his face.


Mon May 18, 2009 2:04 pm
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I hope you stick to the punishment for a while Coach. I guarantee you this isn't the first time something like this has happened. I remember a couple of months ago when she brought some CS friends in the server and some dude found out she was really only 12 and not 17. He sounded truly heartbroken.

Girls start trying to prove themselves as women at that age and the internet and social networks make it too easy an outlet for them to try and express that. Look at all the questionable pics of girls taking nude pictures in the mirror that you see online. It's becoming too accepted among the youth and I don't know how we can stop it.

Good luck getting her to understand. My only suggestion would be to sit down with her and watch some child predator special and make sure she sees you guys crying so she doesn't think you are just trying to stifle her, but actually care about something happening to her.


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Go get'em tiger.

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Vision wrote:
Gman is way more sexier than this douchefaggot

What a f**king moron, hope he gets his bootyhole blown out in prison.


The next person who says I look like that ugly piece of shit is getting permbanned from the servers and the forum.

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Mon May 18, 2009 3:08 pm
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Gman wrote:
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Gman is way more sexier than this douchefaggot

What a f**king moron, hope he gets his bootyhole blown out in prison.


The next person who says I look like that ugly piece of s**t is getting permbanned from the servers and the forum.


LMAO!!


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Gman wrote:
Vision wrote:
Gman is way more sexier than this douchefaggot

What a f**king moron, hope he gets his bootyhole blown out in prison.


The next person who says I look like that ugly piece of s**t is getting permbanned from the servers and the forum.


Hell yeah.

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Mon May 18, 2009 4:33 pm
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DAMN COACH

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Mon May 18, 2009 5:53 pm
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Too many things wrong with this..
SWAT? I'd like to see his fat ass fit through a F*CKIN doorway
Good shit coach. i hope this pillow-biter is penetrated daily in prison.


Mon May 18, 2009 6:36 pm
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What you should have done:

Since you already KNEW this guys was planning to come pick up your daughter, just keep a close eye on the chat logs and internet activity. Figure out when the asshole is coming and the instant he steps on your property let loose with http://wow-tlc.com/downloads/M41.jpg You're in Texas, no one will care if you kill a child molester at your house. Saves us the trouble of having a trail. Also, I think you would have enjoyed it a lot more.


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The fact that he's like a god father or some shit is what really sickens me.

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i knew i liked you for a reason coach. as much as killing this guy may have helped prevent him from hurting anyone else, i know you did the right thing by involving the police.

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excellent work , coach!

now he gets to figure out if he likes syrup or jelly on his...
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Ginzu wrote:
MIKE wrote:
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cliffnotes plz


tl;dr some ugly looking f**ker [a cross between the penguin from the batman movies and Gman] tried to pull some tricks on Coach's daughter, out of guilt he provided a shitton of personal info, and the party van is on its way.


So youre back?


My brother was killed on Thursday night when he was driving his motorcycle. Somebody heading the opposite direction fucked up a left turn and ended up right in front of him. I'm just wasting my down-time on the interbutts to try and keep my mind off of that.

This is the second "brother" I'll be putting in the ground in the last three years. Pretty shitty.


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You gave him too much hope, Coach. You should've called the cops, sent the e-mail, said "Hey dude, you're fucked. Enjoy prison-rape."

Or just call the cops, tell them what was going on, send the picture and been online with him.

Man if you'd done the voice chat thing with him when the cops showed up... epic.

Either way, if the crap about his adopted daughter is true then that sucks for her.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
You gave him too much hope, Coach. You should've called the cops, sent the e-mail, said "Hey dude, you're f**ked. Enjoy prison-rape."

Or just call the cops, tell them what was going on, send the picture and been online with him.

Man if you'd done the voice chat thing with him when the cops showed up... epic.

Either way, if the crap about his adopted daughter is true then that sucks for her.


eeh. give him hope then crush his dreams. that's how to crush souls.

and if he had an adopted daughter... this is good. pedophiles have no reason to have adopted kids.


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That's not his daughter in any way shape or form.

It's his last piece of ass.

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Gman wrote:
Vision wrote:
Gman is way more sexier than this douchefaggot

What a f**king moron, hope he gets his bootyhole blown out in prison.


The next person who says I look like that ugly piece of s**t is getting permbanned from the servers and the forum.



dare I ?

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MIKE wrote:
Ginzu wrote:
MIKE wrote:
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cliffnotes plz


tl;dr some ugly looking f**ker [a cross between the penguin from the batman movies and Gman] tried to pull some tricks on Coach's daughter, out of guilt he provided a shitton of personal info, and the party van is on its way.


So youre back?


My brother was killed on Thursday night when he was driving his motorcycle. Somebody heading the opposite direction f**ked up a left turn and ended up right in front of him. I'm just wasting my down-time on the interbutts to try and keep my mind off of that.

This is the second "brother" I'll be putting in the ground in the last three years. Pretty s**tty.



Sorry man best wishes to you and your family

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Man is not free unless government is limited.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.


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Sorry man best wishes to you and your family

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