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Lawlz kitten.

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I've done some preliminary research (http://www.endtimesreport.com/homedefense.html) and wanted to know what you think of a .410 shotgun?


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If you're looking to take the CHL class, PM me. I want to take it too and wouldn't mind a shooting buddy.

Also, 10MM is the best self-defense handgun caliber on the planet. If you want the best, get either a glock 20 or a Colt 1911 Delta Elite.

Coach is exactly right about the legality issues, though. Cities in TX don't have their own gun laws; they're statewide. The fact that you live in Austin has no bearing on the legality.

If you live near one of the 34523452 university campuses in Austin, don't sweat it. While you're not allowed to have a handgun on the premises of a school, the word "premises" doesn't include outdoor areas or parking lots. As long as you don't take it inside, you're cool.

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I've done some preliminary research (http://www.endtimesreport.com/homedefense.html) and wanted to know what you think of a .410 shotgun?


410 shotguns are terrible home defense weapons IMO because the buckshot you can get for them is terribly inaccurate. If you want a home defense weapon, nothing beats 12ga 00 Buckshot. It's powerful enough to penetrate through an entire human torso but won't penetrate more than 3 interior walls.

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not more than 3 lol! granted i wouldn't care about the wall if i ended up hitting the AFRICAN AMERICAN with the shot, but buckshot is just so wide. if you're getting your CHL you have to take written and shooting classes (in KY at least) so you will have some training already, stick with a pistol because you can have both the concealed carry and the home defense :)

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Just use slugs that mofo will go down no problem.

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Gman wrote:

Also, 10MM is the best self-defense handgun caliber on the planet. If you want the best, get either a glock 20 or a Colt 1911 Delta Elite.





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10MM is amazing, especially in a 1911. Kimber made one with a polymer frame. Polymer 1911, yuck! The only problem I have with 10mm is finding the damn ammo. Even before the shortage they were hard to find up here.


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Gman, where did you want to take the CHL class? know any good local places?
Classes officially end today (finals next week), might be looking to do it after that


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Home Defense? Get a dog, nobody wants to rob a place with a loud barking dog. They are also good companions and fun to hang around with. Also they don't accidently go off and kill a friend or lose a toe when you clean them. I do however miss going to the range every week to help teach cadets how to shoot with my buddy who was the RSO. It's always a laugh to watch a 95lb girl fire a .303 for the first time.


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Home Defense? Get a dog, nobody wants to rob a place with a loud barking dog. They are also good companions and fun to hang around with. Also they don't accidently go off and kill a friend or lose a toe when you clean them. I do however miss going to the range every week to help teach cadets how to shoot with my buddy who was the RSO. It's always a laugh to watch a 95lb girl fire a .303 for the first time.


Ok your plot has lots of holes:

1.- I can get a handfull of meat (no plain intended) and put poison on it and *wam* your mutt is dead niucca.

2.- No they arent fun, you have to clean theyr shit off, piss stains on the carpet and living room furniture, they bark in the night for the least minimum reason, etc.

3.- They can actually go off, if you are a retard owner of a rotweiller and you accidentally the whole door of your backyard.

Get a weapon and learn how to use it, if a kurd walks into your backyard without permission youll drop him in no time.

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I like the way they do it in Switzerland, every male has to to do 2 years military service. After there service is done they get to keep there weapon in case they are needed. Since every male has a fully automatic weapon with someone well trained on how to use it, home robberies are non-existent.


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CPTReynolds wrote:
Home Defense? Get a dog, nobody wants to rob a place with a loud barking dog. They are also good companions and fun to hang around with. Also they don't accidently go off and kill a friend or lose a toe when you clean them. I do however miss going to the range every week to help teach cadets how to shoot with my buddy who was the RSO. It's always a laugh to watch a 95lb girl fire a .303 for the first time.


Most retraded thing iI've read on n00bfest lately. Guns can't go off my themselves. I've said this before and Ill say it again...

"The Proper Handling And Use of Weapons - Man's ultimate tool, with a capacity for good and evil almost beyond comprehension, is the ultimate test of maturity and, indeed, wisdom. - Anonymous

From the time you pick up a firearm, you become a part of a system over which you have complete control. You are the only part of the system that can make a gun safe or unsafe. A firearm is only an instrument. It contains no evil, no conscience, and no ability. It is strictly the intent , competence, and character of its user that decides the outcome of any and all actions taken with it. Remember: no gun can be made accident-proof. A gun is just a machine, with no judgment of its own. It responds to your actions, whether wise or foolish. The only truly effective safety device is the mind of a cautious person who never forgets that a moment's carelessness can produce permanent tragedy. "


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Gman wrote:
If you're looking to take the CHL class, PM me. I want to take it too and wouldn't mind a shooting buddy.

Also, 10MM is the best self-defense handgun caliber on the planet. If you want the best, get either a glock 20 or a Colt 1911 Delta Elite.

Coach is exactly right about the legality issues, though. Cities in TX don't have their own gun laws; they're statewide. The fact that you live in Austin has no bearing on the legality.

If you live near one of the 34523452 university campuses in Austin, don't sweat it. While you're not allowed to have a handgun on the premises of a school, the word "premises" doesn't include outdoor areas or parking lots. As long as you don't take it inside, you're cool.


Lol 10mm is amazing. One of my buddies has it and its such much fun to shoot.


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Take away the tacti-cool shit and you have a nice weapon.


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Lawlz you really need to see my dobe. I've cared AFRICAN AMERICANS were they jump on top of cars even tho its not there's. She just runs up on them in stealth mode then 5 feet away she stops and scares the shit out of them. It so funny to watch. Bur nobody around here messes with me or my family cause of her so she's done her job. Also i forgot to say hes unusually big for a dobe.

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Lawlz you really need to see my dobe. I've cared n****rs were they jump on top of cars even tho its not there's. She just runs up on them in stealth mode then 5 feet away she stops and scares the s**t out of them. It so funny to watch. Bur nobody around here messes with me or my family cause of her so she's done her job. Also i forgot to say hes unusually big for a dobe.



Cool thing about dogs is that they don't stop crackheads. I have a Norwegian ElkHound that does a great job keeping kids out of my yard. He has an ear piercing bark (bread to herd mouse, in Norway a moose is called an Elk). He might scare intruders away but he may not always be able to stop a threat.


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4-10 is a bad Idea.

Ammo is expensive and it's just not strong enough.

20/12 guage is where it's at.

10MM is the best. 9mm, decent and cheap.

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Not strong enough? Does the Boogie Man in the U.S. come in body armor? LOL!


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CPTReynolds wrote:
Not strong enough? Does the Boogie Man in the U.S. come in body armor? LOL!


Well, probably kevlar and titanium.

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