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 In Soviet Russia 
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In soviet Russia, women rape criminals.

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04- ... ?fullstory


Fri Apr 17, 2009 1:50 pm
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lol! thats F*CKING awesome, F*CKING russians.


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She looks like she could potentially be cute.

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She made him eat viagra, thats awesome she had a bottle of viagra on hand. I like this girl.

That dude is a fag. You never let anyone get close to you when your robbing them and you never cry to the police after a woman rapes you.

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Russian chicks!

F*CK year!

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HAHA i like the part when she says she gaved him money after he leaved (30 bucks) HAHAHAHAHA.


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Gotta love those crazy Russians.


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Gman wrote:
She looks like she could potentially be cute.


Agreed


Fri Apr 17, 2009 5:35 pm
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virus wrote:
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She looks like she could potentially be cute.


Agreed


I sense many a seizure in the near future for some reason.


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u gotta be kidding me

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BlazeVendetta wrote:
u gotta be kidding me


In Soviet Russia, Victim rapes YOU!


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Zealot-44 wrote:
virus wrote:
Gman wrote:
She looks like she could potentially be cute.


Agreed


I sense many a seizure in the near future for some reason.


yeah virus that shit is going to send someone into a seizure at some point, you know like that episode of pokemon

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what kind of newfag goes to the police saying a hot bitch raped him!?

i would be happy


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Kotor wrote:
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This.

Stop it.

n00bfest is not /b/.

Real life is not /b/.

You are a loser because you can't differentiate between /b/ and not /b/.

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AngryKitten wrote:
Kotor wrote:
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This.

Stop it.

n00bfest is not /b/.

Real life is not /b/.

You are a loser because you can't differentiate between /b/ and not /b/.



okay, /learn not to say newfag


anyway
not the point


this man is raped by a hot bitch and then goes and whines
i think i would burgle that place alot more


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Ginzu wrote:
In soviet Russia, women rape criminals.

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04- ... ?fullstory


wouldnt she get charged for kidnapping too?


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Ginzu wrote:
In soviet Russia, women rape criminals.

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-04- ... ?fullstory


SHUT UP lol

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i don't care who you are that's funny right there.

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F*CK that i'd go to the police too! That bitch raped him for 3 days so good he had to go to the HOSPITAL!

i agree she could be cute, but not 3-days-of-rape cute.


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fag


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