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Spidey
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Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1441 Location: Florida
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 The worst day in my life
Well just thought I would let you naggers know that I just had the worst day ever. I recently have aquired a urinary tract infection, which is that bad doesnt hurt or anything just have to pee alot. Well today I went to a urologist and first he violated my rear with his finger and then he stuck a camera the size of a straw into my dick hole and went into my bladder and my urethera and all that good shit. It was the worst feeling I have ever felt in my life and I wish that on no man. I am done
_________________"Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"  
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:48 am |
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TheDietCokeOfSkill
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Joined: Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 90
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Anyone who makes a joke about this is a dick. That just sounds horrible.
♥ Spidey
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:50 am |
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DurangoKiD
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Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2559 Location: Tampa, FL
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just wait till you get older, you will have all sorts of shit stuck up your bum... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_23
Try Cipro or Bactrim, I'm alergic to both or at least get rashes and black spot from em. And what did he say about your prostrate, is it enlarged or not?
If you did not have issues before, you will now that he stuck the camera in your peepee... sux
Dr. DurangoKiD on call... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_02
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:03 am |
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Spidey
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Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1441 Location: Florida
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I have been taking cipro, my prostate was fine I go on friday for them to look at my kidneys. And yes b4 I just had to pee alot with no pain, now its hurts like a mother
_________________"Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"  
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 11:15 am |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Keep you schlong out of the anus, if you must hide it in the anus use a condom. Poop in your pee hole is not a good thing. You got poop in your pee hole. It used to happen to my partners all the time.
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:16 pm |
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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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AnalChowMein wrote: Keep you schlong out of the anus, if you must hide it in the anus use a condom. Poop in your pee hole is not a good thing. You got poop in your pee hole. It used to happen to my partners all the time.
So your gay? Not a big deal to me I'm just wondering since your partners get poop in their pee hole I'm guessing its your poop in their pee hole.
Spidey,
Man that F*CKING sux I'd be so miserable if I were you. I had a retrograde ejaculation once from doing some freaky stuff and I pissed fire for about 2 weeks.
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:02 pm |
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Mantis
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Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 745 Location: Miramar, FL
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I'm so happy that only my knee was screwed; no finger(s?) in my but hole.
Seriously, get well nigga (AKA my canadian friend)
_________________ "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:36 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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Damn, dude. That's fucked up. Did he at least buy you dinner first?
_________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:11 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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That blows Spidey, hope that's the end of that testing.
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:29 pm |
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-Purple-
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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spidey, i feel for you. i also had that same camera up the pee hole into the bladder magic trick done. it was horrific, and no one can imagine what it's like without going through it. good luck spidey! i hope they figure it, cause i never got mine figured out.
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 3:50 pm |
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Snappy
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Joined: Tue May 27, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 39 Location: Nashville TN
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-Purple- wrote: spidey, i feel for you. i also had that same camera up the pee hole into the bladder magic trick done. it was horrific, and no one can imagine what it's like without going through it. good luck spidey! i hope they figure it, cause i never got mine figured out.
So you had poop in your pee hole too?
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:09 pm |
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Pyrokid
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Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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Are you erect when they stick the camera in? Does it act like one of those plumbing snakes and work bend its way up in there or was it really stiff?
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 4:43 pm |
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noobanator
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Joined: Fri Dec 28, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 842 Location: Northern California
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Pyrokid wrote: Are you erect when they stick the camera in? Does it act like one of those plumbing snakes and work bend its way up in there or was it really stiff?
I hope that its flexible....last time i looked at the picture of the human urinary system it was not a straight hole
that sucks spyda get well soon
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:11 pm |
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Spidey
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Joined: Wed Nov 10, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1441 Location: Florida
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6VGWj6 ... re=related skip to about the 2 min 20 sec mark. aparently this guy was not awake, I was
_________________"Cursed is the ground for your sake. In toil you will eat of it all the days of your life. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you and you shall eat the herb of the field. In the sweat of your brow you shall eat bread until you return to the ground, for out of it you were taken. For, dust you are and to dust you shall return." “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for the rest of his life"  
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:03 pm |
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Brand0137
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Joined: Fri Apr 30, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1306 Location: Athens, AL
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Hahahaha. Stop messing with that nasty vagina/butt and piss afterward.
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:06 pm |
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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Spidey wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6VGWj6gAw&feature=related skip to about the 2 min 20 sec mark. aparently this guy was not awake, I was
HOLY F*CKING SHIT, I'd probably pass out.
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:14 pm |
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MrS0X
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Joined: Sat Sep 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1335 Location: Laredo, Texas
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OMG NOT THE PP HOLE!!!
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:32 pm |
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Vision
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Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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Spidey wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_6VGWj6gAw&feature=related skip to about the 2 min 20 sec mark. aparently this guy was not awake, I was
not too many things freak me out but i had to stop that vid when i realized what the long steel rod was for...
_________________ "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" - Sex advice columnist Dan Savage
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:11 pm |
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DeathTaker
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Joined: Wed Nov 23, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1114 Location: West Palm Beach, Florida
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OMFG
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:23 pm |
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-Purple-
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Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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yeah i was awake for mine too. when he got to my prostate he told me to try and cough or laugh so it was easier for him to push it through. it was the roughest thing i've physically been through in my life.
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| Tue Jan 06, 2009 7:44 pm |
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