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Also, this is a thread about kitties.

And about how gay I am.

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DO DA IMPOSSIBLE
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Is it just me or are all the threads being posted across the internet today complete and total win?


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This reminds me of this home-movie from when we first moved into our house, I was turning 2 years old in a few weeks and as a moving-in thing, my parents decided to get us two cats.

I ran up and down the hall when I found them in my room and I was like, flipping out. After 5 minutes of describing them I ran back in to get the attention of my mom, ran back down the hall, pointed at the cats and yelled "Look! Doggies!"

My mom was like "No no no, kitties. Those are kitties."

I should my head and I was like "But... Doggies!" and pointed at them again and went to play, dismissing the lesson my mother was trying to teach me.



The moral of this story is that even at the tender age of 2, I knew that men were always right, thus, this crazy broad telling me these dogs were cats was obviously wrong.

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I'm gonna use that as my new background Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04


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This reminds me of this home-movie from when we first moved into our house, I was turning 2 years old in a few weeks and as a moving-in thing, my parents decided to get us two cats.

I ran up and down the hall when I found them in my room and I was like, flipping out. After 5 minutes of describing them I ran back in to get the attention of my mom who got scared and said "You're living with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


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I just laughed so god damn hard.

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Ryan wrote:
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This reminds me of this home-movie from when we first moved into our house, I was turning 2 years old in a few weeks and as a moving-in thing, my parents decided to get us two cats.

I ran up and down the hall when I found them in my room and I was like, flipping out. After 5 minutes of describing them I ran back in to get the attention of my mom who got scared and said "You're living with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


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Ryan wrote:
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This reminds me of this home-movie from when we first moved into our house, I was turning 2 years old in a few weeks and as a moving-in thing, my parents decided to get us two cats.

I ran up and down the hall when I found them in my room and I was like, flipping out. After 5 minutes of describing them I ran back in to get the attention of my mom who got scared and said "You're living with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


Fixed.

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Ryan wrote:
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This reminds me of this home-movie from when we first moved into our house, I was turning 2 years old in a few weeks and as a moving-in thing, my parents decided to get us two cats.

I ran up and down the hall when I found them in my room and I was like, flipping out. After 5 minutes of describing them I ran back in to get the attention of my mom who got scared and said "You're living with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


Fixed.


fantastic!

you get my vote for post of the month!

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agreed!

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Ryan wrote:
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This reminds me of this home-movie from when we first moved into our house, I was turning 2 years old in a few weeks and as a moving-in thing, my parents decided to get us two cats.

I ran up and down the hall when I found them in my room and I was like, flipping out. After 5 minutes of describing them I ran back in to get the attention of my mom who got scared and said "You're living with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought "Nah forget it, Yo homes to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.


Fixed.


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