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 Enough is enough!! 
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It's bad enough my insomnia keeps me up all night and I'm subjected to all the Girls Gone Wild commercials, eXtenZe Infomercials, and 1-900 commercials.

It's even worse that tampax commercials don't even phase me anymore or that those pill commercials don't even catch my attention when they mention anal leakage or rectal bleeding.

But now this is too much, they've gone way too far this time.

Vaginal Odor? Are you F*CKING serious????

Vaginal F*CKING Odor?? really? seriously???

Are there that many dirty whores out there who don't know how to clean their F*CKING snatch that this company thinks that its a good investment to buy tv time to advertise this product?

Vaginal Odor??? WTF???????

Don't get me wrong I've heard horror stories about chicks with this nasty ass problem and I always do the sniff sniff test before I dive in but is it that bad that they need to remind these bitches to clean out their vag?

God F*CKING dammit one more commercial i have to lose sensitivity too.

and for you dirty sluts who are sniffing your fingers right now....

http://www.waterworkshealth.com/home/index.php

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Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:07 am
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What are they teaching these days?

Extenze commercials crack me up though.

"Do you want to improve that SPECIAL REGION?"

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Wed Oct 29, 2008 7:45 am
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The Vaginal odor commercial is pretty disgusting if you think about it. These F*CKIN girls with their dirty snatches makes me sick. they go to the club in their short shorts or mini skirts and i am the one constantly smelling my underarms thinkin that maybe it's me from dancin all night.....oh no no no....let me tell you my friend, some of this pu$$y is sniffable from the other side of the bar. Makes me wanna vomit.

Moral of story....these girls DO need to be reminded to wash that SPECIAL REGION


Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:59 am
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Ruger9 wrote:
The Vaginal odor commercial is pretty disgusting if you think about it. These f**kin girls with their dirty snatches makes me sick. they go to the club in their short shorts or mini skirts and i am the one constantly smelling my underarms thinkin that maybe it's me from dancin all night.....oh no no no....let me tell you my friend, some of this pu$$y is sniffable from the other side of the bar. Makes me wanna vomit.

Moral of story....these girls DO need to be reminded to wash that SPECIAL REGION


I just vomited in my mouth.....

I once was doing the ol' finger dance for a girl and when she went to the bathroom, I could smell my finger from 2 ft away from my nose....The sad sad truth is that women do need this stuff. Otherwise your manhood will be glowing green 1 day Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_37

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#1 reason why guys dont go down on girls lol

I havent seen the commercial usually whats running is the girls gone wild commercial marathon on spike tv (usually what i leave it on) but im sure i would crack up if i did see it


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TheGreaterBad wrote:

I once was doing the ol' finger dance for a girl and when she went to the bathroom, I could smell my finger from 2 ft away from my nose....The sad sad truth is that women do need this stuff. Otherwise your manhood will be glowing green 1 day Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_37


Dude, I don't care if I made her cry I would have told her to wash her shit, that's totally unacceptable. I don't do hand dances anyway, not worth my time. That's like me not washing my asshole before I make a chick lick it.

Seriously, this whole vaginal odor thing is disgusting. You mean no one ever told these girls how to wash themselves properly? What their mom's walk around with dirty snatch too? Maybe they don't have moms, maybe this is a sign of the disintegration of American Society.

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One time me and a friend cruised Georgetown and picked up these two chicks and brang em back to his place for some fun, so we were making out and gettin naked and then this chick took off her shoes, she had really really OMG bad foot oder, I just couldn't bring myself to do it and I had to make a break and sneek out, ditching her and leaving my friend to deal the drama when he finished bangin his girl. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_25

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http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/vaginal-odor/AN00097

"Losing" a tampon in your vagina. This occurs when a tampon rises to the upper part of the vagina and lodges there. A forgotten tampon can result in a vaginal infection, which can produce an unpleasant odor.

Umm...Labyrinth?

I heart you Penis Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_20


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Deepslit wrote:
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/vaginal-odor/AN00097

"Losing" a tampon in your vagina. This occurs when a tampon rises to the upper part of the vagina and lodges there. A forgotten tampon can result in a vaginal infection, which can produce an unpleasant odor.

Umm...Labyrinth?

I heart you Penis Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_20


Rectovaginal fistula. An abnormal opening between the rectum and vagina. This allows feces to leak into the vagina, producing a fecal odor.

I think I've done this to a few chicks. From front to back and back to front. Never stuck around for the stinky aftermath though.

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a friend of mine and i were doing work on my car and he was using RTV (silicone) sealant, and it smells like festering poon. he smelled it and said "the smell reminds me of a girl i went to high school with. you could smell her coming up behind you. F*CKING gross..."

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Ruger9 wrote:
The Vaginal odor commercial is pretty disgusting if you think about it. These f**kin girls with their dirty snatches makes me sick. they go to the club in their short shorts or mini skirts and i am the one constantly smelling my underarms thinkin that maybe it's me from dancin all night.....oh no no no....let me tell you my friend, some of this pu$$y is sniffable from the other side of the bar. Makes me wanna vomit.

Moral of story....these girls DO need to be reminded to wash that SPECIAL REGION


Do you happen to be a midget? Because if you are I would like to offer you a lucrative career in the adult film industry.

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ROFL Vision, go back n keep playing

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Vision wrote:
Ruger9 wrote:
The Vaginal odor commercial is pretty disgusting if you think about it. These f**kin girls with their dirty snatches makes me sick. they go to the club in their short shorts or mini skirts and i am the one constantly smelling my underarms thinkin that maybe it's me from dancin all night.....oh no no no....let me tell you my friend, some of this pu$$y is sniffable from the other side of the bar. Makes me wanna vomit.

Moral of story....these girls DO need to be reminded to wash that SPECIAL REGION


Do you happen to be a midget? Because if you are I would like to offer you a lucrative career in the adult film industry.



Are you F*CKING Serious? from where did you gather that i might be a midget? i'm 6'0" 170lbs....Wait a minute...this is a trick you just want my specs you flammer....im on to you vision....LAWL Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04


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Ruger9 wrote:
Vision wrote:
Ruger9 wrote:
The Vaginal odor commercial is pretty disgusting if you think about it. These f**kin girls with their dirty snatches makes me sick. they go to the club in their short shorts or mini skirts and i am the one constantly smelling my underarms thinkin that maybe it's me from dancin all night.....oh no no no....let me tell you my friend, some of this pu$$y is sniffable from the other side of the bar. Makes me wanna vomit.

Moral of story....these girls DO need to be reminded to wash that SPECIAL REGION


Do you happen to be a midget? Because if you are I would like to offer you a lucrative career in the adult film industry.



Are you f**king Serious? from where did you gather that i might be a midget? i'm 6'0" 170lbs....Wait a minute...this is a trick you just want my specs you flammer....im on to you vision....LAWL Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04


mmmmmmmm........do you wear spiderman underwear too???

I was just wondering because midgets experience everything from ass level so they are more attuned to crotch odor and farts.

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so it like a dildo that u hook up to a facet and it sprays water out while she masturbates nice wonder who came up with this

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so it like a dildo that u hook up to a facet and it sprays water out while she masturbates nice wonder who came up with this


did you actually read the website? is that what this thing is? if it is i'd like to watch.....

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