1. In-game alias: BewareOfThePhog
2. Steam ID: 5822989
3. Time/date of the ban:6/02 11:52 Cent
4. Server where ban occured: noobfest cs server
5. Who banned you? JoeMamma for the third time.
6. What were you banned for? TKing Joe.
7. Comments: Joe just really doesn't like me. He landed a grenade on me and I told him nice nade, so I get kicked. On rejoin I get turned into a beacon and blown up. Then I tell him, I have thick skin going to take a lot more than that to bother me, and he says okay, and bans me for 10 minutes. Then I come back and he TKs me the second round I'm back. Map switches and I figured well, if he can put it out surely he can take it. So I TKed him, but since I'm posting here, obviously he gets a little defensive when people stand up for themselves. Console says it was a permanent ban, but maybe it wasn't maybe he just wanted to give me a day to think about what I did, who knows. Anyways, would appreciate an unban, sorry for making you other admins do this so often, I'm honestly not trying to get banned just me and Joe don't seem to get along very well. Thanks for reading my book.

-BewareOfThePhog

I guess I did get under your skin, huh? I thought the couple of minutes would've put you to your senses...I guess I was wrong. I'll probably end up unbanning you in a couple of days. Next time, maybe, don't make an open-ended threat like that if you're not ready to face the f*cking consequences.

No, you didn't really get under my skin, I actually did it out of jest, I thought we were having fun screwing with each other. I realize now that you only play source to flex your e-penis, not to have fun. So, I apologize for the TK, but in all seriousness you had it coming. Perhaps I'll see you in a couple of days.

-BewareOfThePhog

No, honest, I do only play to have fun. You can ask any of these people that I've been playing on here for 4 years with...I DO play for fun. Everyone was laughing after you got banned, including myself. You must've not heard it -- oh, yeah...you didnt. Nevermind. But everyone was. Don't tempt me, fag...if it makes people laugh and have a good time, I'll do it.

Damn, you are such a hard ass, it just oozes out of everything you write. I can see how two seconds of laughter was worth a couple days ban. If all the other admins of the server think it makes this just that much god damn hilarious I guess all I can do is sit and wait. Have a nice couple of days Joe. I'll enjoy shooting you in the face, from the other team, once I'm unbanned.

-BewareOfThePhog

Lies. He only plays to flex his e-penis.

This smells allot like a highschool kid tryin to impress his friends... That's the only thing that makes me laugh.

phog is an annoying asshole and should stay banned.

Stabby, I don't even know who you are to tell you the truth. Do you play in the server often? I would think if you make a statement like that I should at least recognize your name.

-BewareOfThePhog

Oompa loompa doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

Stop picking fights with the admins and you might not be banned so often.

Beware if you promise never to talk agian they might unbann you.

Pyro, that is the only fight I've ever "picked" the other two times I was banned for no reason other than that they thought I was "hacking."

-BewareOfThePhog

Not in the mood for this shit AGAIN..... locking thread.

Knock it off children.