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Amish wrote:
10 bucks on divorce.


Sorry spidey, my life sucks so i cant be optimistic for anyone else :)


Just for saying something emo like that, everyone who reads this post owes you 1 full ass-kicking.

Congratz Spidey. But you better make sure to give him some good ol' 1950's beatings. We don't need a mini-Spidey running around here that doesn't know how to STFU when dead.

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Congratz Spidey. Keep Shizzle, Seiji etc etc etc away though..They eat babies..

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What was she/it thinking? :)

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Wed Feb 28, 2007 11:21 pm
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buggy wrote:
Congratz Spidey. Keep Shizzle, Seiji etc etc etc away though..They eat babies..

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YOU DAMN RIGHT I'LL EAT YOUR CHILD.

On a serious note, congrats man!!! Holy dude, I feel like life's passing me by :0
Pretty soon you'll have spideylings yelling at us on the mic =o

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Your with your left hand? Nice i wonder how your kid would look =/, Lol jk Congratz


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Have your belt/switch/paddle ready as he exits the womb, so he'll know what he's in for.

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eat the placenta!!

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Only problem is he was drunk ...I would ask for a DNA test....LOL....good luck.... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_18

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I think the babys daddy is

Larry Birkhead

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Pyrokid wrote:
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YOUR BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

Congratulations MAN!!!1



Call him Pierre.
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Wtf is wrong with you Al. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_25
Too many things for me to name off at the moment.

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Reminds me of when my co-worker (the one who recently quit) told me one day after him leaving that he was engaged to his girlfriend.

I drove to his new place and got to him face-to-face, then said "You won't last a F*CKING month."

He started crying and I left.

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If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it.

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Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_07 changing diapers!!!


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Congrats, man! Enjoy your last months of long nights playing CS... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04


Congrats, mans and don't pay attention to what Mantis and CantTouchMe said because it's not only loosing night of playing CZ but also no sleeping at all, no sex, wife crying at all times, pop changing, more pop changing.... did I mentioned pop changing?

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Shotokan wrote:
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Congrats, man! Enjoy your last months of long nights playing CS... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04


Congrats, mans and don't pay attention to what Mantis and CantTouchMe said because it's not only loosing night of playing CZ but also no sleeping at all, no sex, wife crying at all times, pop changing, more pop changing.... did I mentioned pop changing?


addendum: "no sex" starts even b4 the baby is born.... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_08

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congrats bro

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