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Apparently I have a weiner and this stuff comes out of it and makes a baby, yup I am gonna be a daddy w00t w00t!!!

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Wed Feb 28, 2007 12:04 pm
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congrats, bro. way to screw up your life! lol. no...congrats though. its a life-changing experience....

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WHAT!!! since when have you been working on makin a baby?

But congrats buddy

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Don't be a pu$$y and let your kid run over you.

Show some of that Southern Dicipline. x3

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Congrats, man! Enjoy your last months of long nights playing CS... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

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of all things you cheated on me with a woman?

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Congratz!!!! You finally got some!!!

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YOUR BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

Congratulations MAN!!!1



Call him vAn

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I've heard of this mythical "weiner," but I've yet to see one IRLOL.

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Mantis wrote:
Congrats, man! Enjoy your last months of long nights playing CS... Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_04

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Congrats!!!


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vAntheMaN wrote:
YOUR BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

Congratulations MAN!!!1



Call him Al.
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Spidey wrote:
Apparently I have a weiner and this stuff comes out of it and makes a baby, yup I am gonna be a daddy w00t w00t!!!



u sure someone else didnt do it?


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congrats bro!


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you knew how to make one?

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10 bucks on divorce.


Sorry spidey, my life sucks so i cant be optimistic for anyone else :)

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Amish wrote:
10 bucks on divorce.


Sorry spidey, my life sucks so i cant be optimistic for anyone else :)


thats not nice to say Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_13 but congrats spidey Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_16


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'gratz dude, enjoy your last peaceful nights of hearing and whatnot

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congratz man.

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AltheKiller wrote:
vAntheMaN wrote:
YOUR BOYS CAN SWIM!!!

Congratulations MAN!!!1



Call him Pierre.
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Wtf is wrong with you Al. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_25

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