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Similarities between Star Wars and today's events!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1116 Location: Houston, TX 
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 Similarities between Star Wars and today's events!Darth Sideous/Emperor = George W. Bush
Darth Vader = Dick Cheney Rebels = Arabs Empire = U.S. Death Star = Pentagon (Planes maybe?) Tatooine = Middle East Hoth = Russia Dagoba System = South America and Africa Jedi = Weapons of Mass Destruction Droids = Gay people Sith = U.S. Government I made this up at work last night when I just went into this awesome rant about Star Wars. xD _________________ If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it. One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance. |
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Gay.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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Too bad none of that makes any sense. Besides the fact that I have no idea what half that shit is, wouldn't dick Cheney be the Emperor? And are you trying to tell me there's no such thing as a Jedi??
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Miramar, Florida
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Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_23
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Sexual Chocolate  Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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im sorry i may have missed the point of this.. why is OUR government totally to blame here?
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Jan 09, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 910 Location: Florida
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AlTheKiller you're cut!!!! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_46
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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the witches of dathomir could be the fem nazi's
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1559 Location: olive branch, ms
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i think i lost some brain cells!?
we have to ban stupidity its running ramped! _________________ Get To Work!!! Millions on welfare are depending on YOU!! Own an Adult Mega Site Today! http://www.bankofadult.com/index.php?a_aid=5831 |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1116 Location: Houston, TX
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I think my co-worker's stupidity rubbed off on me. >.>
Besides, I thought the empire was cool. >.> _________________ If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it. One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2339 Location: Los Angeles
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So if the Arabs are the Rebels, and the U.S. is the Empire, does that mean that the Arabs are gonna win the War while the Empire blows up?
F*CK you. _________________ tehdoughboy on Steam |
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high wrote: im sorry i may have missed the point of this.. why is OUR government totally to blame here? Because Al's a camel jockey.... _________________ When I fart, it smells like a BBP. I hope Tom Brady gets anally raped in Hell. |
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Sexual Chocolate Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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well lets end this now before it turns into a political flame fest.
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:00 am Posts: 446 Location: Canto XXXIV of Dante's Inferno
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interesting theory...what about the frenchies? what is their equivilent in the star wars universe?
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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Guys....
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1349 Location: Cincinnati
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Roshann wrote: interesting theory...what about the frenchies? what is their equivilent in the star wars universe? Shaved ewoks. _________________   When victory is to survive then death is defeat. -Slayer, War Ensemble "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1197 Location: Howell, Michigan
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lol
_________________ HEADSHOT wrote: You would care after your d**k looks like a cheese pizza <img src="http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/sapikowski/remoteImage.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"> <img src="http://pid.us.playstation.com/user/sapikowski.jpg" width="235" height="149" border="0"> |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1116 Location: Houston, TX
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JoeMamma wrote: high wrote: im sorry i may have missed the point of this.. why is OUR government totally to blame here? Because Al's a camel jockey.... _________________ If we were given just one word of information in our entire history, how we'd treasure it! How we'd pore over every syllable, divining its meaning, arguing its importance; how we'd examine it and wring every lesson we could from it. Yet today we have trillions of words, tidal waves of information, and the smallest detail of every action our government and businesses take is easily available to us at the touch of a button. And yet... We ignore it, and learn nothing from it. One day, we'll die of voluntary ignorance. |
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Are mexicans the little bears in the last movie?
Can i be chewwy _________________  vAn |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1681 Location: Los Angeles
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Deepslit wrote: Too bad none of that makes any sense. Besides the fact that I have no idea what half that *(&^ is, wouldn't "richard" Cheney be the Emperor? And are you trying to tell me there's no such thing as a Jedi?? jedis are just to ninja-y to be found and so are WMD, which people in the government ant find, thats why they rocks _________________  |
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MADBALLER wrote: AlTheKiller you're cute!!!! Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_46 Jeez baller i never suspected. _________________ F*CK you,pay me! |
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