omg i are teh pwnzorz i have a 60 druid and a 60 pally/sorcerrer yes D'n'D
we are into our epic campaign and all have either been blessed by pelor or somesuch and one of our em. is about to battle a diety to become one himself so tra laa laa

one of my fav charachters at lvl 8 had a gauntlet that had 3 wires come out of it and each did whip damage plus 20d6 electric ahahahhahaha i lvld so fast it was so cheap

thats cause your DM modded all sorts of shit, i play by all of the books. we bought like 8 of them

I'm level 1 though :O



I'm calling bullshit on that. I don't think any available weapon at that level can do 20d6.

lol whatever you kids suckz.


Didn't realize you were level 1, otherwise I would've applauded.

Ben, your DM was a piece of shit. F*CK you and your campaign. No item should exist like that so F*CK that too, you're stupid, get out.

Pyro, at level 1 you can't have gloves of Dex or anything that mods your dex, level 4 you can get +2's, level 6 you can get +4's and level 10 you can get +6's

I meant your stupid haxing AC and Dex.



Why? It's more of a punishment if you wanna take the time to roll twenty six-sided number cubes. By that time you'll be dead.

To Apok:

I never said I had any gloves of dex or anything.

To Ryan:
The reason I have a high dex is because I rolled the highest possible you noob. Don't tell me anything about cheating. I have a chainshirt with a +4 armor bonus and a 4 dex modifier as well as a I AM A HOMOSEXUAL size modifier because I'm small. 10+4+4+1=19. There's no cheating at all.

His portrait I drew on the back of my char. sheet

Haha, I dont play the game, but kudo's on the story. I had no idea what it was about, but it was entertaining

And how'd you roll the highest possible? Hax! That's how!

Easy. All I did was put a lead bead in the d...oh shit.

C o c k s and with himself.

FAT C O C K S

aaaaaahahahahahaha

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Dude, highest you can roll is 18 unless you use 4d6 for some raisin

I really don't like raisins much. And 4d6 raisins is like...12...24 raisins. I don't like 1 raisin what makes you think I'm gonna like 24 of them.

So seriously, whycome you have 24?

I rolled perfect, and goblins get a +2 in dex, -2 in charisma, and -2 in strength. That's why my charisma is 9 and my strength is 11. LOTS OF DEX THOUGH YAY. So 18 with the dex modifier of 4 and a +2 for the goblin trait.

So 20 = 24 to you? Smoke less.

On most things with a dex modifier it does, unless we're talking about something that doesn't take the modifier with it. I got 19 AC cuz of the modifier and my armor, and it should be about 23 because of the goblin racial bonus. I scratched out all my goblin bonuses cuz I wanted to make sure with my friend before I added any skills and such on that I wasn't sure of.