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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1117 
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 Oh My GOD!! XDhttp://www.adequacy.org/public/stories/ ... .2147.html
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 889 Location: Under your bed.
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Quote: 6. Does your son use Quake? Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. Shit, I used to hack I guess. |
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Forum Maggott  Joined: Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 143 Location: north of philth-adelphia
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homo wrote: 5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day? If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. THAT IS HOW MUCH TIME IT T00K Mii 2 READ ALL OF THIS CRAP!!! . . . i guess that makes me a hackor _________________ post I AM A HOMOSEXUAL wow you got owned by some kid named "monkeytits" you must really suck, gg uninstall Last edited by monkeytits jr. on Sat Dec 02, 2006 11:40 pm, edited 1 time in total. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1920 Location: Illinois
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That definitely goes to my list of "the dumbest things i've ever read in my whole entire life".
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 889 Location: Under your bed.
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monkeytits jr. wrote: Quote: 5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day? If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. THAT IS HOW MUCH TIME IT T00K Mii 2 READ ALL OF THIS CRAP!!! . . . i guess that makes me a hackor There I fixed his |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Thu Nov 24, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1920 Location: Illinois
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monkeytits jr. wrote: [quote=homo]5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day? If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. THAT IS HOW MUCH TIME IT T00K Mii 2 READ ALL OF THIS CRAP!!! . . . i guess that makes me a hackor[/quote] THAT IS HOW MUSCH TIME IT T00K Mii 2 SUBMERGE MY HEAD IN ICE COLD WATER TO RELIEVE MY EYES FR0M READING YOUR POSTS. _________________ |
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Quote: Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. So, who wants to go down to their gun store and buy me a railgun? _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1681 Location: Los Angeles
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dude!! rail guns!!! i F*CKING want one too, my physics teacher made a shining example of a rail gun, but using metal marbles and a rail...and the balls, wiht the help of magnets, went exponentially faster as the ball hit the next magnet which triggered the next ball to go even faster, so you put up 8 palls and it goes like 50 mp/h
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 748 Location: SD, California
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I wish I had cool red font, but i guess I'm not special enough. :(
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rx78ghost wrote: dude!! rail guns!!! i ****ing want one too, my physics teacher made a shining example of a rail gun, but using metal marbles and a rail...and the balls, with the help of magnets, went exponentially faster as the ball hit the next magnet which triggered the next ball to go even faster, so you put up 8 palls and it goes like 50 mp/h your physics teacher is a hacker! _________________ Touch me! |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 889 Location: Under your bed.
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Doom, Quake, Unreal, and Half-life are The best FPS's ever.
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Sexual Chocolate  Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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so does that mean when i look at interweb porn for longer then 30 min im actually DOS attacking government websites?! sweet.
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DONT BUY AMD, OR YOUR A HACKER~~~~
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1681 Location: Los Angeles
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if you are tecknologically challenged and still using ms DOS as your operating system because you are either poor or dont kno what the F*CK you are doing, then you are a hacker
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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i loled at the linux part
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Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)  Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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h!gh wrote: so does that mean when i look at interweb porn for longer then 30 min im actually DOS attacking government websites?! sweet. ROFL! Obviously parents don't think people masterbate anymore. _________________ 
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 3955 Location: ATX->NYC
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LordCleavage wrote: i loled at the linux part lunix* _________________ [n00b] Judicator|n4b nubs 4 breakfast  |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 889 Location: Under your bed.
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You all should kill yourselves for hacking you hackers!
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[n00b] Member Joined: Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1681 Location: Los Angeles
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dude, what is up with the pacifier part? do peoples actually wear that shit? that is beyond gay faggotry and into the realm of 'one step beloy gay', as said by american dad
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 304 Location: Sunny San Diego
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omg taht parent is FOS. Anyway i did have a friend who had 9 comps and hacked NASA. I was at his house when trhe FBI showed up lol
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