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Back in the beginning, Shamrock was my absolute favourite fighter.

Arlovski's a F*CKING Vampiric Tank.


I want to see them fight each other.


What's your UFC Dream Fight?

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Chuck vs. Wandy.


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Me vs. my penis. I win everytime. I end up happy, he ends up throwing up all over the place....

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Me vs. my penis. I win everytime. I end up happy, he ends up throwing up all over the place....


Haha. Now that is a battle. :)

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Joe...stop lying! We know you suck on him (ur peepee) so he doesnt shrivel up and die!


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BEst UFC fight in history would be

Chuck Liddel Vs Mirko Cro Cop


Cro Cop would F*CKING destroy him.

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BEst UFC fight in history would be

Chuck Liddel Vs Mirko Cro Cop


Cro Cop would ****ing destroy him.


Heavyweight vs 205er, bad matchup. If they fought in the cage, Chuck would beat him. If they fought in the ring, Cro Cop would probably win. PRIDE uses different rules for different fighters. It's like the pro wrestling of MMA. Most of Cro Cop's matches get stood up once they hit the ground. The last time Cro Cop faced a guy with a ground game was Kevin Randleman, and Randleman knocked him out.

Not to mention styles make fights, and Cro Cop has no ground game. Tito would destroy him. Hell, Matt Hughes could probably beat him. Chuck is the greatest light heavyweight in the history of MMA. Cro Cop will always be the runner up in the HW division of PRIDE, since Fedor smashes everyone.


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dood Liddel is a stand up fighter too... Ever seen Chuck on the ground? He always loses there. Chuck and Cro Cop would stand up and Cro Cop would throw one leg kick and liddel would drop. You think MATT HUGHES could beat Cro Cop? Are you F*CKING drunk? They're in completely different weight classes, Cro Cop would destroy him. I think Tito Ortiz would beat Cro Cop, but Liddel would get destroyed by him. Have you ever seen Liddels fights in Pride? He always F*CKING loses, every single time, Liddel Sucks F*CK him.



Tito > Liddel.

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BulleT CaTcHeR wrote:
Joe Mamma wrote:
Me vs. my penis. I win everytime. I end up happy, he ends up throwing up all over the place....


Haha. Now that is a battle. :)


Yes. To find the poor little guy.

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dood Liddel is a stand up fighter too... Ever seen Chuck on the ground? He always loses there. Chuck and Cro Cop would stand up and Cro Cop would throw one leg kick and liddel would drop. You think MATT HUGHES could beat Cro Cop? Are you ****ing drunk? They're in completely different weight classes, Cro Cop would destroy him. I think Tito Ortiz would beat Cro Cop, but Liddel would get destroyed by him. Have you ever seen Liddels fights in Pride? He always ****ing loses, every single time, Liddel Sucks **** him.



Tito > Liddel.


Everything you just said there proves to me you have no idea what you're talking about. Chuck has lost once in PRIDE. O-N-C-E. I follow MMA religiously. Chuck has been subbed once. O-N-C-E. He has lost 3 matches in his MMA career. Once to Jeremy Horn, subbed. Once to Randy, TKO, and once to Rampage Jackson, where he was totally outboxed. Chuck has also won 2 of his 3 PRIDE fights.

Cro Cop, on the other hand, loses everytime he hits the mat. Not to mention was KO'd by Mark Hunt.

Let's go over the list of world class talent each fighter has faced...

Cro Cop has faced Josh Barnett (who lost because he was beat so bad by Nog the same night), Wandy who was a weight class under him, Mark Hunt who kicked his ass in stand up, Randleman who is a shitty fighter and knocked him out with HAMMER FISTS, Fedor who beat him horribly for 3 straight rounds, and Nog, who armbared his ass.

Chuck, on the other hand, has beat everyone they have put in front of him except Rampage, who is ducking Chuck like no other and taking fights in small organizations just to avoid Chuck. The beatdown list includes Randy, Horn, Tito (soon to be twice), Randleman (who handled Cro Cop), Monson (who everyone thought was going to take him down and couldn't, because Chuck has the greatest TD defense in MMA), Sobral who has only lost twice in 4 years, both times to Chuck, and Vitor Belfort in the prime of his career.

Please, stop arguing mma. You're just not informed enough.


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i think tito is gonna beat chucks ass though :(

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JFOBP wrote:
EyeLeSsSsS wrote:
dood Liddel is a stand up fighter too... Ever seen Chuck on the ground? He always loses there. Chuck and Cro Cop would stand up and Cro Cop would throw one leg kick and liddel would drop. You think MATT HUGHES could beat Cro Cop? Are you ****ing drunk? They're in completely different weight classes, Cro Cop would destroy him. I think Tito Ortiz would beat Cro Cop, but Liddel would get destroyed by him. Have you ever seen Liddels fights in Pride? He always ****ing loses, every single time, Liddel Sucks **** him.



Tito > Liddel.


Everything you just said there proves to me you have no idea what you're talking about. Chuck has lost once in PRIDE. O-N-C-E. I follow MMA religiously. Chuck has been subbed once. O-N-C-E. He has lost 3 matches in his MMA career. Once to Jeremy Horn, subbed. Once to Randy, TKO, and once to Rampage Jackson, where he was totally outboxed. Chuck has also won 2 of his 3 PRIDE fights.

Cro Cop, on the other hand, loses everytime he hits the mat. Not to mention was KO'd by Mark Hunt.

Let's go over the list of world class talent each fighter has faced...

Cro Cop has faced Josh Barnett (who lost because he was beat so bad by Nog the same night), Wandy who was a weight class under him, Mark Hunt who kicked his ass in stand up, Randleman who is a ****ty fighter and knocked him out with HAMMER FISTS, Fedor who beat him horribly for 3 straight rounds, and Nog, who armbared his ass.

Chuck, on the other hand, has beat everyone they have put in front of him except Rampage, who is ducking Chuck like no other and taking fights in small organizations just to avoid Chuck. The beatdown list includes Randy, Horn, Tito (soon to be twice), Randleman (who handled Cro Cop), Monson (who everyone thought was going to take him down and couldn't, because Chuck has the greatest TD defense in MMA), Sobral who has only lost twice in 4 years, both times to Chuck, and Vitor Belfort in the prime of his career.

Please, stop arguing mma. You're just not informed enough.



SOmehow you forget to mention all the times chuck has lost.

stop using google and posting up all this shit you read to sound like a badass.



..seriously

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EyeLeSsSsS wrote:
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dood Liddel is a stand up fighter too... Ever seen Chuck on the ground? He always loses there. Chuck and Cro Cop would stand up and Cro Cop would throw one leg kick and liddel would drop. You think MATT HUGHES could beat Cro Cop? Are you ****ing drunk? They're in completely different weight classes, Cro Cop would destroy him. I think Tito Ortiz would beat Cro Cop, but Liddel would get destroyed by him. Have you ever seen Liddels fights in Pride? He always ****ing loses, every single time, Liddel Sucks **** him.



Tito > Liddel.


Everything you just said there proves to me you have no idea what you're talking about. Chuck has lost once in PRIDE. O-N-C-E. I follow MMA religiously. Chuck has been subbed once. O-N-C-E. He has lost 3 matches in his MMA career. Once to Jeremy Horn, subbed. Once to Randy, TKO, and once to Rampage Jackson, where he was totally outboxed. Chuck has also won 2 of his 3 PRIDE fights.

Cro Cop, on the other hand, loses everytime he hits the mat. Not to mention was KO'd by Mark Hunt.

Let's go over the list of world class talent each fighter has faced...

Cro Cop has faced Josh Barnett (who lost because he was beat so bad by Nog the same night), Wandy who was a weight class under him, Mark Hunt who kicked his ass in stand up, Randleman who is a ****ty fighter and knocked him out with HAMMER FISTS, Fedor who beat him horribly for 3 straight rounds, and Nog, who armbared his ass.

Chuck, on the other hand, has beat everyone they have put in front of him except Rampage, who is ducking Chuck like no other and taking fights in small organizations just to avoid Chuck. The beatdown list includes Randy, Horn, Tito (soon to be twice), Randleman (who handled Cro Cop), Monson (who everyone thought was going to take him down and couldn't, because Chuck has the greatest TD defense in MMA), Sobral who has only lost twice in 4 years, both times to Chuck, and Vitor Belfort in the prime of his career.

Please, stop arguing mma. You're just not informed enough.



SOmehow you forget to mention all the times chuck has lost.

stop using google and posting up all this **** you read to sound like a badass.



..seriously


Chuck has lost 3 times. 3. Once to Randy, once to Jermy Horn, and once to Rampage Jackson. I have been following MMA since UFC1, kthnx. My father would sneak me the VHS tapes he would record so my mother would not find out. I have a 1-1 kickboxing record before I tore my knee up. I have 5 years worth of martial arts training in Wing Chun Gung Fu (the original style of Bruce Lee), Combat hapkido, and enough TKD to know it is a worthless martial art. I have watched every one of those fights I mentioned above. I don't have to google shit. This stuff is MMA 101 and you fail son. Now please sit down.

EDIT: You're what us serious MMA fans call a "tufer". You watch The Ultimate Fighter show and believe everything that moron Joe Rogan says on the PPV's. Then try to talk MMA with the true fans and make yourself look like a total moron and you don't even know it.


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JFOBP wrote:
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EyeLeSsSsS wrote:
dood Liddel is a stand up fighter too... Ever seen Chuck on the ground? He always loses there. Chuck and Cro Cop would stand up and Cro Cop would throw one leg kick and liddel would drop. You think MATT HUGHES could beat Cro Cop? Are you ****ing drunk? They're in completely different weight classes, Cro Cop would destroy him. I think Tito Ortiz would beat Cro Cop, but Liddel would get destroyed by him. Have you ever seen Liddels fights in Pride? He always ****ing loses, every single time, Liddel Sucks **** him.



Tito > Liddel.


Everything you just said there proves to me you have no idea what you're talking about. Chuck has lost once in PRIDE. O-N-C-E. I follow MMA religiously. Chuck has been subbed once. O-N-C-E. He has lost 3 matches in his MMA career. Once to Jeremy Horn, subbed. Once to Randy, TKO, and once to Rampage Jackson, where he was totally outboxed. Chuck has also won 2 of his 3 PRIDE fights.

Cro Cop, on the other hand, loses everytime he hits the mat. Not to mention was KO'd by Mark Hunt.

Let's go over the list of world class talent each fighter has faced...

Cro Cop has faced Josh Barnett (who lost because he was beat so bad by Nog the same night), Wandy who was a weight class under him, Mark Hunt who kicked his ass in stand up, Randleman who is a ****ty fighter and knocked him out with HAMMER FISTS, Fedor who beat him horribly for 3 straight rounds, and Nog, who armbared his ass.

Chuck, on the other hand, has beat everyone they have put in front of him except Rampage, who is ducking Chuck like no other and taking fights in small organizations just to avoid Chuck. The beatdown list includes Randy, Horn, Tito (soon to be twice), Randleman (who handled Cro Cop), Monson (who everyone thought was going to take him down and couldn't, because Chuck has the greatest TD defense in MMA), Sobral who has only lost twice in 4 years, both times to Chuck, and Vitor Belfort in the prime of his career.

Please, stop arguing mma. You're just not informed enough.



SOmehow you forget to mention all the times chuck has lost.

stop using google and posting up all this **** you read to sound like a badass.



..seriously


Chuck has lost 3 times. 3. Once to Randy, once to Jermy Horn, and once to Rampage Jackson. I have been following MMA since UFC1, kthnx. My father would sneak me the VHS tapes he would record so my mother would not find out. I have a 1-1 kickboxing record before I tore my knee up. I have 5 years worth of martial arts training in Wing Chun Gung Fu (the original style of Bruce Lee), Combat hapkido, and enough TKD to know it is a worthless martial art. I have watched every one of those fights I mentioned above. I don't have to google ****. This stuff is MMA 101 and you fail son. Now please sit down.

EDIT: You're what us serious MMA fans call a "tufer". You watch The Ultimate Fighter show and believe everything that moron Joe Rogan says on the PPV's. Then try to talk MMA with the true fans and make yourself look like a total moron and you don't even know it.



I was just joking and putting out my opinion. Stop trying to act like a hardass because you fought twice and got hurt and had to end your little career. I dont get why everyone on here has to result to insulting when you're just having a friendly discussion. It shows your real insecurity as a person, and your small wang.

Anyways, Fedor > Liddel ? What do you think

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Small wang ftw!

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Lol

Way to back out after getting owned.

No insults got tossed out until you accused me of googling to "make myself look like a badass". Then when I post my credentials, I'm "insecure". Get a life.

Fedor vs Chuck is stupid. Not even a plausible scenario. Why are you trying to match heavyweights vs 205ers? Talk about insecure.


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lol everywhere


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Watching half dressed, sweaty, beefy men bloody each other up gets UFC fans really hard.

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