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Someone tried to rob me...
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vAntheMaN
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Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 777 Location: MEXICO
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 Someone tried to rob me...
Well here is the story, like 3 hours ago i was scrimming with my team a3 All American Assault against Team L33t, and in the middle of the scrim, rigth when we switched teams I heard something outside of my room, so I told my team, I got to go, someone is trying to get in my house and I left...
I took my bb gun and use it as my protection (with the backpart) so I silently open my door and I head out to my parents bedroom because I heard the noise there, There was this dude in my parents drawer, the jewelry one, and I silently aproach him from the back and punch him in the back of his head, he went in a second to the ground bleeding, he was Knocked out, so I called the police and they came for him, he was still Knocked out when they come
GG... I was bored waiting for the police so I insert the front of the bbgun in his ass LOL, he kind of move and wacked his head again...
Didn't wanted to kill him, I wanted him to stay in Jail for 10 to 30 years, and he will...
Glad I'm ok and that he did not heard me playing, I guess he waited for my parents to leave...
Well I'm back Playing
PS. We rematched team l33t and won ;)
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:53 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Not bad. Should've pistol whipped him and stuck his thumb up his own ass.
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:55 pm |
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SemperFi
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Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 623 Location: North Carolina
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Why the hell didn't you knife him in his back, thats always a kill instantly!! God, stupid newb.
Congrats on the capture. :wink:
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 8:58 pm |
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MIKE
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Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2810 Location: Playing TF2.
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GG... I was bored waiting for the police so I insert the front of the bbgun in his ass LOL, he kind of move and wacked his head again...
Wow what the F*CK do they teach you in Mexico?
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:06 pm |
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eviI-pie
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Joined: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2649
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I'm guessing this is a regular accurance in Mexico?
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:08 pm |
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SemperFi
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Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 623 Location: North Carolina
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If I were you, I would have turned him on his back. Then pulled his pecker out (have gloves on) and insert a glass tube up his penis hole. Then with that having done, get a hammer and smash the tube having it shattering inside his penis. Then with him in prison and not have remembered a thing, he decides to pee. And lo n behold he goes throught the most excrutiating pain in his life. It will take him up to 2-3 years to piss all the glass out and won't be able to have butt secks with his fello inmates until all the glass is out.
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:16 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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or insert a curved glass tube and just wait till his next boner.
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:19 pm |
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vAntheMaN
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Joined: Tue May 02, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 777 Location: MEXICO
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Semper Fi wrote: If I were you, I would have turned him on his back. Then pulled his pecker out (have gloves on) and insert a glass tube up his penis hole. Then with that having done, get a hammer and smash the tube having it shattering inside his penis. Then with him in prison and not have remembered a thing, he decides to pee. And lo n behold he goes throught the most excrutiating pain in his life. It will take him up to 2-3 years to piss all the glass out and won't be able to have butt secks with his fello inmates until all the glass is out.
Ouch...
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:20 pm |
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G_I_Joe
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Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1798 Location: NJ
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lmao nice!1
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:26 pm |
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Mindless
Game Server Admin
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 4359 Location: The Nasty Nati
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Jesus Semper Fi. The detail in that post kind of makes me wonder how much experience you have with having a glass tube shoved up your shaft.
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:27 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Old Russian torture ftw.
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| Sun Oct 22, 2006 9:34 pm |
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