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 Beach Farts 
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anyone ever farted and it smells like sand and salt water? or is it just me?

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Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:08 am
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lol... no, never. you should stop putting the helpless fish in ur bum hole, that might stop the smell.

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minorking wrote:
lol... no, never. you should stop putting the helpless fish in ur bum hole, that might stop the smell.
cant be that cuz then it would smell like tuna

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ROFL!!! thats funny, but no...

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all the damn time...i almost collapse from it. it usually happens on extremely hot days with tight shorts....after playing football or rugby...smells like dirt

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JaY BiZzLe wrote:
all the damn time...i almost collapse from it. it usually happens on extremely hot days with tight shorts....after playing football or rugby...smells like dirt

EXACTLY IT ONLY HAPPENS WHEN YOU WEAR SHORTS!!! WTF IS UP WITH THAT?

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maybe cause you got sand and salt water in your vagina from short shorts? and somehow the fart carries the smell :D, just a theory

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Maybe because the fart comes out of the shorts and not from pants =O??? :shock:

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nope, but I just farted and I nearly died from the eggish stench...


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eww lawl i had my but in the air playing cz and i passed out when i farted and i got boom headshotted


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