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A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous
Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it
was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls
would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher
assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys
came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no
choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began
hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct
the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but
notice that he was unusually well endowed for one so young.
Trying not to show that she was staring,
the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade!"
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race
today."

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Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:15 am
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ROFL


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lol

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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! midgets riding horses tee hee


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lol, that's pretty funny.


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ROFL

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Good one.


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hahahhaha omg thats awesome

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LMAO

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LMAO


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LMAO

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lol


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Not bad.

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LAWLS one of the better ones ive heard lately..GJ







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that was great :)

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ok no one said it lolerskates

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