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 Haiku Battle 
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Mystery Machine!
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LordCleavage wrote:
i should switch teams now
greenman is pwning your face
green make my babies


Does this mean that you,
Are forfieting the challenge?
Sad to see you go.

But if you wish me,
On your side of this battle,
You should think again.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:53 pm
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the enemy of
my enemy is my friend
lets rape apok now?

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:57 pm
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ApoKolypse wrote:
I find it funny,
You think that you are winning,
Forfeit the game, bitch.


Swagger wrote:
Indeed I suck balls.
But I don't do it for free.
Twenty beans, sucka.

What's funny about
Greenman's gay-homo regime
Is he sucks for free.


We're now on round two,
And this thread is on page four,
You still suck my ass.

I'll never forfeit,
Because I still own your ass,
You C*CK Whores.

You're better to tell,
about gay-homo regimes,
You ass spelunker.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:58 pm
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Two-Line sentences,
make haiku's look really bad.
This is an example.

Cleavage is a puss,
Runs to Green and licks his ass,
A bitch without class.

Fleeing the Haiku War?
Fine, I'll do it on my own.
Cleave, prepare to die.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:59 pm
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LMFAO SPELUNKER!!!

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apok you suck nuts
pepper ownz you at counter-strike
he will shank your ass

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:00 pm
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Apok is now tied,
Get out the wet astroglide,
Prepare for good times.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:02 pm
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ill grab a trojan
wait lets both get him bareback
sluts arnt worth condoms

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:03 pm
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That's crossing the line,
Defeat me? Impossible,
Beat you again fag.

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If crossing the line,
Was so easy to do now,
You'd need a wet rag.

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:08 pm
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I will raw dog it
Put it in your mother's back
Hello baby bro

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:12 pm
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PinkMonk3y wrote:
Haiku is:

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

LOL!


Five syllables subject make
Seven more to make a point
haiku for teh win


Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:12 pm
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Nice Ubernoob, I like it.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
Nice Ubernoob, I like it.


Uber thanks Apok
Kind words spoken in return
Sillyness is fun

The first one is bad,
Uber can't count syllables
same way on sever


Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:26 pm
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Interesting Find,
I think we could win it all,
Can anyone join?

http://www.gotpoetry.com/News/article/sid=2614.html

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 7:36 pm
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of course we can win
n00bfest will beat all of them
corpse for president

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Sorry to you all
But someone must take a fall
Apok is that man
ApoKolypse wrote:
Two-Line sentences,
make haiku's look really bad.
This is an example. <--LOL PRETTY!


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lmfao.

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ApoKolypse wrote:
Antidisestablishmentarianism, lol I learned how to spell that at age 5.

How about pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Or hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian?

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gastroesophagealduedenoscopy?
Floxicillanhilapilificator?
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

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