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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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My Haiku skillz own,
Thesaurus dot com to pwn,
with help from google.
In the end there can,
Be only one to ownzor,
Bow before me slut.
Sorry Kate Monster,
The internet is for porn,
For teh porn porn porn!
No Corpsie, no Mike
ApoK and Cleavage you suck,
I will own you all!
Your skillz arn't so 1337,
you must bow before my feet,
and suck on my meat.
_________________  "Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:19 pm |
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LordCleavage
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2961
Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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greenman is a fag
his pits smell very very very bad
i need a new word
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:21 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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You are pathetic,
You have no mind of your own,
Be original.
_________________"Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:22 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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Greenman hearts the cawk,
He goes out to bathhouses,
Just don't tell Pinkey!
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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LordCleavage
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2961
Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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i should just give up
wait i cant, i cant lose to
a god damned woman
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www.xkcd.com best web comic ever
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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ApoKolypse wrote: Greenman hearts the cawk,
He goes out to bathhouses,
Just don't tell Pinkey! Pink3y goes with me,
To video Apoks Fun,
And sell it online. _________________"Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:26 pm |
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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Right, about those vids,
I make a pretty penny,
They all love my dong.
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:27 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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LordCleavage wrote: i should just give up
wait i cant, i cant lose to
a god damned woman Duplicate words suck,
Ghey C*CK Mongers for teh lose,
I told you I'd win _________________"Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:29 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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ApoKolypse wrote: Right, about those vids,
I make a pretty penny,
They all love my dong. She has to use zoom,
To find your tiny member,
And I get the cash. _________________"Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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Swagger
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 244
Location: Hartford, CT
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We know your secret
We know how you like your C*CK
Big and black; Mmm Mmm
Who's late in the game?
Swagger is late in the game.
He'll eat your face.
Apok has great deals
If you're looking for sex
In the butt it goes
I suck at Haikus
This is something we all know
butts3x, butts3x, go!
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:35 pm |
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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Swagger for the win,
New to the game, tore Green up,
Greenman for the lose.
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:38 pm |
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Swagger
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 244
Location: Hartford, CT
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Can you believe me
When I say I like game hen.
I had it last night.
Say that one out loud.
"Game hen" is a type of food.
Poultry for the win.
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:41 pm |
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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I can believe you,
when you say you like Gay Men,
you had one last night.
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:42 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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Swagger has joined us,
without much skillz but he tries,
Time to pwn his face!
He's new all around,
Not much to say about him,
But he still sux balls.
Try this on for size,
Antidisestableishment-
arianism
_________________"Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:43 pm |
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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Antidisestablishmentarianism, lol I learned how to spell that at age 5.
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:45 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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ApoKolypse wrote: Swagger for the win,
New to the game, tore Green up,
Greenman for the lose. Apok and Swagger,
This game is far from over,
Do your brains hurt yet? _________________"Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:47 pm |
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Gr33n(V)an
Mystery Machine!
Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm
Posts: 2209
Location: FL...The Green Land
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ApoKolypse wrote: Antidisestablishmentarianism, lol I learned how to spell that at age 5. you lose this one punk,
you mom has junk in the trunk,
too bad you said "Unc" _________________"Our greatist moments of triumph are always inarticulate" ~ Stephen King
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LordCleavage
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm
Posts: 2961
Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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i should switch teams now
greenman is pwning your face
green make my babies
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ApoKolypse
[n00b] Member
Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am
Posts: 8388
Location: London
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I find it funny,
You think that you are winning,
Forfeit the game, bitch.
_________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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| Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:49 pm |
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Swagger
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sat Jun 24, 2006 11:00 pm
Posts: 244
Location: Hartford, CT
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Indeed I suck balls.
But I don't do it for free.
Twenty beans, sucka.
What's funny about
Greenman's gay-homo regime
Is he sucks for free.
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