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 Haiku Battle 
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HADOKEN!


Nice Haiku Greenman,
Think you can compete with me?
Bitch please, comb your beard.

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a-pok is a jew
he likes to lick where i poo
he belives it's food

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:49 pm
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Cleavage is my bitch,
He says these things out of fear.
I filled up his rear.

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You suck at this game
When the map is done I win
Eat my pump shotty

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Oh shit, Mike caught me
Over is actually
Two syllables now.

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If you think over is one syllable... Get halp.


Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:53 pm
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a-pok is a slut
he stars in dirty gay smut
cum on his face now

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:53 pm
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Kitten is the man,
a man whose vile butt gasses
could take down Superman.

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LordCleavage wrote:
a-pok is a slut
he stars in dirty gay smut
cum on his face now



Are you trying to get a flame war going?


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so what if i am
a-pok is a very small man
i will kick his can

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 4:55 pm
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Cleavage loves my dong,
it is his favourite thing,
he needs a face-wash.

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MIKE wrote:
LordCleavage wrote:
a-pok is a slut
he stars in dirty gay smut
cum on his face now



Are you trying to get a flame war going?


LoL don't worry, me and Cleavage are just kidding with each other, no actual hatred meant (yet)

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http://n00bfest.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=14873


Take a look at that. A joke or not, it can escalate and result in bans. :x


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i know apok's food
its head looks like a mushroom
suck my dick, you fag

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lol mike no worries me and apok are super cool

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We're not flaming or arguing at all.

We're completely joking about it. It's Haiku/rap battles biatch! :P

If me and Cleavage are offending you, I apologize on behalf of both of us.

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you obviously
cant count to five or seven
sylibals at all

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Mon Aug 07, 2006 5:02 pm
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You obviously can't spell.


Not a Haiku, but it gets to the point. :D

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You cannot Haiku
You have no skills or rhythm
Cut your wrists and die

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ROFL!

I have the rhythm. I are teh Drumz0r.

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