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Callin all Rednecks!
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Apr 09, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Dizney Madness 
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 Callin all Rednecks!A Kentucky couple, both bonafide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed".
The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision -- why after nine children, would they choose to do this. The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn't want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby, because neither of them could speak Spanish. _________________ Gr33ny's Grrl Punk N00bfest: Disney APPROVED!!  Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici "By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the Universe" -- V for Vendetta I has a Google and I knows how to use it. |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Thu Jan 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 623 Location: North Carolina
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LMAO, thats a good one.
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*giggle* thats good
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tehe
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Wed Aug 03, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 745 Location: Miramar, FL
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lol
_________________  "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1559 Location: olive branch, ms
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sweet and i almost believe that shit
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Mystery Machine!  Joined: Wed Oct 06, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2209 Location: FL...The Green Land
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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Why are you guys always picking on me?
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 748 Location: SD, California
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Anal Chow Mein wrote: Why are you guys always picking on me? _________________  |
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1574 Location: Ontario, Canada
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lol some1 posted this exact same joke in the forum once.
still funny to hear again though lol. _________________ 
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1129 Location: Dust 2 In B Tunnels
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Lol that cracked me up!
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lol
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Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)  Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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JaY BiZzLe wrote: lol some1 posted this exact same joke in the forum once. still funny to hear again though lol. Yeah I remember it. But never gets old. _________________ 
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 44 Location: Minneapolis
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good One :P Funny, Ive got another one for ya.....
What is the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?? A:) The Placement of the Dirtbag ....... HA HA HA LOL LMAO ROLFS _________________ 2 Ton Clutch---Ever picked up your teeth with broken fingers???????? |
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[n00b] Member Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 44 Location: Minneapolis
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or how bout this one What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?????
Quatro ...... Cinco...... _________________ 2 Ton Clutch---Ever picked up your teeth with broken fingers???????? |
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Re: or how bout this one 2 Ton Clutch wrote: What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand????? Quatro ...... Cinco...... LMAO |
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