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pred
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PinkMonk3y wrote: LordCleavage wrote: how many guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
none let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with. Sugar and spice, and everthing nice MY ASS!
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Mantis
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CorpseHumper wrote: MIRAMAR FLORIDA?!?!
I visit there, and SirDiesAlot was gonna meet me there one day soon for dinner. let me know, humper. _________________ "Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben
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LordCleavage
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i printed that out and passed it around my history class last year....needless to say the teacher (who is a woman) saw it and went on a 30 minute rant on womans rights and how that wasnt funny :(
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bounce
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Pred wrote: LordCleavage wrote: how many guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
none let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark Sugar and spice, and everthing nice MY ASS! i'll go back to the kitchen when i learn to cook. in the mean time i will stay online where i feel at home _________________  you wouldn\'t shot a girl would you? [img]
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pred
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The sad part of all this is I can probably cook better than most women.
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LordCleavage
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so train them bitches so you dont have to do it
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bounce
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id love to learn to cook but almost anything normal domestic stuff i am not all that good at..
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MyNameIsKaren (Snoopy)
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*bounce* wrote: id love to learn to cook but almost anything normal domestic stuff i am not all that good at.. You'll learn some day =]
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CorpseHumper
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I'm an awesome cook. I guess one day I'll make someone a wonderful wife.
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Shotokan
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CorpseHumper wrote: I'm an awesome cook. I guess one day I'll make someone a wonderful wife. Don't say it OUT LOUD you might find a lot of candidates here jumping on you after that. :lol: _________________ 
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ApoKolypse
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CorpseHumper wrote: I'm an awesome cook. I guess one day I'll make someone a wonderful wife. Rofl, Corpsette. _________________Jonn "ApoKolypse" Leonard www.twitch.tv/45Bananas
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LordCleavage
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hes already taken
*points to siggy*
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pred
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LordCleavage wrote: so train them bitches so you dont have to do it Not my problem... I'm still busy training mine...
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bounce
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*thinks bout men training women* i think its backwards cause i kind of had to train my bf...
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Mantis
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CorpseHumper wrote: I'm an awesome cook. I guess one day I'll make someone a wonderful wife. lol _________________"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." Robert Orben
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