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ApoKolypse wrote:
LoL at Pinky and Cleavage.

"Prepare to Die." made me lawl.


Sammich time.


You seem to have me confused with our very own Genus Rubrisciurus member.

I DON'T make sammiches....I make long pork.

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and your forgot the beer


quick question...how many guys does it take to open a beer?



NONE IT SHOULD BE OPENED BY THE TIME SHE BRINGS IT TO YOU!!!!

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PinkMonk3y wrote:
ApoKolypse wrote:
LoL at Pinky and Cleavage.

"Prepare to Die." made me lawl.


Sammich time.


You seem to have me confused with our very own Genus Rubrisciurus member.

I DON'T make sammiches.... I make long pork.



......Lawl.

Long Pork Time then.

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Everyone can F*CK off because I don't make sammich's for any of you F*CKERS here!!! Suck a dick!!! :twisted:

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Everyone can F*CK off because I don't make sammich's for any of you F*CKERS here!!! Suck a dick!!! :twisted:



Squirrly FTW!!!

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Lmfao, Squirrly FTRage. :P





















Seriously though, she'll kill you, I've seen it happen.

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PinkMonk3y wrote:
I DON'T make sammiches....I make long pork.


make, or do?

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Squirlly is married to Kickback... Nuff said...

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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT'S CONTAGIOUS!

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CorpseHumper wrote:
PinkMonk3y wrote:
I DON'T make sammiches....I make short green elf like pork.


make, or do?


that would make it more fitting :wink:

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CorpseHumper wrote:
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IT'S CONTAGIOUS!


I'm glad my wife doesnt play... :lol:

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MIRAMAR FLORIDA?!?!

I visit there, and SirDiesAlot was gonna meet me there one day soon for dinner.

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sadly i make sammiches...(and im used to people askin for them...)

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..is that all?

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I roffled and lawled well into the evening on this one.....

If you think Gr33ny is trainable....you don't know him very well.

WAIT!!!!!! BROKEN IN AND TRAINED???!!!!!!

Prepare to die.


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..is that all?


Who's got the remote?

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CorpseHumper wrote:
MIRAMAR FLORIDA?!?!

I visit there, and SirDiesAlot was gonna meet me there one day soon for dinner.


Come for a beer with us!!!

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What do you tell a woman with a black eye?


Nothing...she's already been told once



What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


Nothing she's already been told twice.


What does a woman tell you with a fat lip?


Nothing she know's better than to talk back.


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how many guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

none let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark

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I'm 18, i'm not on the list :(!


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LordCleavage wrote:
how many guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

none let the bitch wash the dishes in the dark


Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.

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IC[E]mAN wrote:
I'm 18, i'm not on the list :(!


You should have replied sooner. SORRY Mate. :(

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