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 How schmart R U? 
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I gots a 19.....I'm so schmart. LOL.


The average person only gets 7 right.

This is based on U.S. info, so use all lobes of your brain. This can be more difficult than it looks - it just shows how little most of us really see!

There are 25 questions about things we see every day or have
known about all our lives. How many can you get right?
These little simple questions are harder than you think-- it just
shows you how little we pay attention to the commonplace
things of life.

Put your thinking caps on. No cheating! No looking around! No
getting out of your chair! No using anything on or in your desk or
computer!

Can you beat 15?? It is nearly impossible for any normal person to get higher than a 15 (The average is 7). Write down your answers and check answers (on the bottom) AFTER completing all the questions.

REMEMBER - NO CHEATING!!! BE HONEST!!! That means no looking at your phone or anything on your desk...

Then, before you repost this, change the number on the subject line to show how many you got correct.

LET'S JUST SEE HOW OBSERVANT YOU REALLY ARE. - If not, just
have fun!

Here we go!



1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?


2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some
people don't know)

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by
them?

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left
leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)

7. How many matches are in a standard pack?


8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?


9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?


10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?


11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?


12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?


13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?


14. Which way do fans rotate?

15. How many sides does a stop sign have?


16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left
side?

17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?


18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?



19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?


20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?


21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?

22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts
the opening between the slats?

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?



24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?



25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?








ANSWERS

1. Bottom

2. 50

3. Right

4. Blue, red, white, yellow, black, &gold

5. 1, 0

6. Right

7. 20

8. Red

9. 87.7

10. Clockwise (north of the equator)

11. Towards bottom right

12. 12 (no number 1)

13. Left

14. Clockwise as you look at it

15. 8

16. Left

17. 5

18. 6

19. Bashful

20. 8

21. Ace of spades

22. Left

23. *, pound

24. 3

25. Counter







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Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:49 am
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1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
Bottom

2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some
people don't know) 50

3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch? Left

4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label? Red, white, blue, yellow, green, black

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by
them? 0, 1

6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left
leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!) right leg

7. How many matches are in a standard pack? 12


8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white? red


9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial? 88.0


10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise? clockwise


11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run? right to left


12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial? oh jeez.... 14?


13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons? right


14. Which way do fans rotate? clockwise

15. How many sides does a stop sign have? 8


16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left
side? left

17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel? 6


18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil? 6



19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing? My dad. Oh wait.


20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package? 8


21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark? Joker

22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts
the opening between the slats? left

23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits? Pound and Asterik




24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip? 4



25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise? Counter-Clockwise

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Uhhhhh....you aren't supposed to POST THE ANSWERS!!! Now it's no fun.

/sulk

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LoL it's fine, I got mostly the same answers as kitten.


Bashful's missing.

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PinkMonk3y wrote:
Uhhhhh....you aren't supposed to POST THE ANSWERS!!! Now it's no fun.

/sulk


What, did I get them all right or something? I thought the purpose was for you to judge our performance. :( Sorry.

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So, what are the correct answers??

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Kitten was wrong on a few anyway.


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Well, I'm returded....dur dur DURRRR! I didn't post the answers. Wow I guess I'm not as schmart as I thought I wuz... Doing it now. (Need coffee....must have coffee....)

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Woot!! 18 :D

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Lawlers, 24. I'm Canadian too.

I didn't get the campbells soup question. Even though I love soup and actually had some campbells today (I had to check, after I looked at the can I had 25)

Also, if you're below the equator, water goes down the opposite way.

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I only got 15 right :(

and that's with guessing! :P

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i also only got 15, i have never had cambelss before so thats not fair...ive never been to new york my arms dont swing when i walk =D i NEVER use matches, i dont listen to the radio, what the F*CK is a vhf tv dial?

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i only got 10 :cry:
but im only 11

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21/25 GG

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20

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lol. 13. I don't know my rotations of things aparently...

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How is the average 7?

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i also only got 15......what the F*CK is a vhf tv dial?


KIDS!!.......back before cable you only had a few channels....like your local stations, UHF and VHF. Sad thing is there always seemed to be something on to watch, and here we are with umpteen zillion channels and you can never find anything on....

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#14 Fans question is BS. As I look up at a fan, they turn counterclockwise.


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sweet got a 13
1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
down

2. How many states are there in the USA? (Don't laugh, some
people don't know)
50
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?
right
4. What six colors are on the classic Campbell's soup label?
red white and F*CK i didnt know there were 4 other colors
5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by
them?
1 and 0?
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left
leg? (Don't you dare get up to see!)
swings with my right leg
7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
15

8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
red

9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
0?

10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
clockwise

11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
to the right

12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
wtf is that

13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
back?

14. Which way do fans rotate?
clockwise
15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
8

16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left
side?
left
17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
4

18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
6


19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
cookie monster

20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
12

21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
joker
22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts
the opening between the slats?
right
23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
pound and the star button?


24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
2


25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
clockwise

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