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 Crazy kids these days... 
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zS Twiztid: angrykitten47: *comes in wearing a 1980s Ninja Turtles Tee-shirt complete with barbeque stains and his gut hanging delicately out of the shirt. his pants are fruit of the loom sweatpants from walmart.*
zS Twiztid: *Sits on the bed and waits in his little brothers oh so tight Jeans so my nice juicy ass is just glisening in the moonlight. Also wearing my Tonka Truck shirt, with my Boy George makeup on.*
angrykitten47: *using the ultimate in physique control, flexes his fat so that it rips the shirt and sweat pants to utter shreads. underneath he is wearing a speedo which his gut falls lushiously over and is slightly held up by his bulging package*
zS Twiztid: *blushes at the site of all of that man.. gently puts his delicate hands on his shorts and pulls them down, revealing an immensely huge mound of fat. Gently spreading the folds apart, revealing a small, semi-circumsized penis*
angrykitten47: *rips the tonka trucks shirt from your chest and latches on to your hot man tits like a face sucker alien from the Aliens movies. he sucks on your tits fiercely as slobber gets everywhere, dripping down your body and becoming natural lubrication*
zS Twiztid: *Laughs softly, as his intelect lets him know that the sweat cause by our massive bodies rubbing viciously against eachother would cause sweat which is enough lubrication for the United States (including illegal aliens).. But grabs on to you with all my strength, feeling my heart beating fast under the pressure*
angrykitten47: *rips aways from your grasp and beings beating your face up with this fat stomach. he just keep slapping slapping slapping with it, you feel abused*
zS Twiztid: *Screams as I love it rough.. Uses our natural lube to roll over, and pulls down my shorts, revealing my gelatinous ass, spreads the cheeks apart but warns that due to lack of bathing because I cant fit in my tub, my anal hair has began to knot, so entrance might be rough*
angrykitten47: *rips away the speedo and a behemoth dick flies out past your head and then curves around as it meets the wall and pokes you in both eyes at the same time. he then backs up so he penis has enough room to be fully mammoth. he grabs a sheep and rams his C*CK up the sheeps as and penetrates through the sheeps intestines, stomach, esophagus, and out of it's mouth. the penis then turns into a blade and cuts through your jungle of ass hair like a machete in africa. it then resumes a penile form and slams into your asshole*
angrykitten47: *slaps you and calls you a F*CKING HOMOSEXUAL*
zS Twiztid: *feels the gargantuan slab of manmeat ram into my gaping shit hole. I then forget to tell you that I have as many diseas habitated in my rectum then there are small penises in Asia, but assuming you wouldnt mind, puts my head against the wall so as you thrust I may feel my skull only smash against and hopefully through anything my cranium may come in contact with. I also feel a rash begining to form on the ends of my tits due to the fact all of the sweat has drenched the sheets, and seeing that my man tits are the biggest known to man , they obviously will hit the ocean of bodily fluids, and since Im getting rammed from behind, rapid movement will be formed causing a painful discomfort on the ends of my nipples*
angrykitten47: *cums so hard it shoots all the way through your body and out of your head, leaving you dead on the end of his penis*
angrykitten47: oh shit what have I done?
angrykitten47: oh god
angrykitten47: *puts the body in a giant blender, blends it, mixes it in cement and builds a house with it*
angrykitten47: oh god
angrykitten47: *a knock on the door comes and he answers it. the FBI arrests him for having sex with a minor and ends up getting his ass thrown in jail for life where he gets killed with a fork for being in the brig for child molestation*


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Summary pls


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Damn, that took a turn for the worse at the end.

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OMG LoL Angrykitten ftw. Summary, Twiztid and Angrykitten have the most weirdest cybersex i've ever heard of LoL

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wow

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How did you get this conversation? Made up?


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Well as this is The Anomoly's first post......... I'd assume he knows them.

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I don't think its a made up conversation, i just think Angrykitten and Twiztid were messing around lol you know showing some creativity ;)

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And the plot thickens.

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LoL Gman thanks for ruining the fun :-P

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I dont get it.........


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lol

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lol. Nos, you're almost as queer as they are....

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hahha


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Gman FTW!

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....whoa

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LoL Twiztid was complaining about Angrykitten not wanting to post it because he was afriad that he'd be banned lol i posted it for the fun of it. LoL Nos ftw

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Rofl.

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