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 lol Czech. 
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Post lol Czech.
so i was cleaning right and then i get a message on aim...


XxScarFaceKidxX: Sup
XxScarFaceKidxX: This is Sailor Moon right
GS EVILTOAST: yea
GS EVILTOAST: whos this?
XxScarFaceKidxX: Czechen Rebel
GS EVILTOAST: hey sup
XxScarFaceKidxX: Nm
XxScarFaceKidxX: Hey whats ur name?
GS EVILTOAST: jeremy
XxScarFaceKidxX: Kool
XxScarFaceKidxX: U got a myspace?
GS EVILTOAST: yea
XxScarFaceKidxX: whast the url
GS EVILTOAST: www.myspace.com/w00t1987
XxScarFaceKidxX signed off at 12:32:02 PM.
XxScarFaceKidxX signed on at 12:32:19 PM.
XxScarFaceKidxX: Nice layout lol
GS EVILTOAST: lol
XxScarFaceKidxX: myspace.com/theghostofng
XxScarFaceKidxX: www.myspace.com/theghostofng
XxScarFaceKidxX: El Pisshole texas LMFAO
GS EVILTOAST: uu look like a terrorist go plant the bomb
XxScarFaceKidxX: Dude shh dont tell ppl my plans...
XxScarFaceKidxX: Dude i swear u look like some one i seen on tv
GS EVILTOAST: lol
XxScarFaceKidxX: O i know!
XxScarFaceKidxX: Lebron James
GS EVILTOAST: lol ur picture make me wanna headshot someone in dust 2...
XxScarFaceKidxX: lol why?
GS EVILTOAST: u look like a midwest guerilla
XxScarFaceKidxX: Lololol
GS EVILTOAST: do you have a fanny pack?
XxScarFaceKidxX: Wtf LMAO
XxScarFaceKidxX: LOL what makes me look like a guerilla lmao
GS EVILTOAST: dude do you have an ak??
XxScarFaceKidxX: Yea
XxScarFaceKidxX: A bbgun but not a real one
GS EVILTOAST: you should like totally run into some random office and start screaming omg haxs!!!
XxScarFaceKidxX: LMFAO
XxScarFaceKidxX: Ur disses make me sad
GS EVILTOAST: lol y?
GS EVILTOAST: you should be proud
GS EVILTOAST: you can plant the bomb
XxScarFaceKidxX: But then i will get boomhead shotted while i plant
XxScarFaceKidxX: then ppl will laugh and say "Haha u r teh newb"
GS EVILTOAST: not if you have wall haxs
XxScarFaceKidxX: But i dont like 1337 hax
XxScarFaceKidxX:
XxScarFaceKidxX: Then i will get banned from servers
XxScarFaceKidxX: ppl will say "TURN OF UR HAXS OR I WILL PRAWN U!!!!111"
GS EVILTOAST: you have to be smart about it
GS EVILTOAST: you cant make obvious
XxScarFaceKidxX: U hax
XxScarFaceKidxX: Im one of thoes kid terrorists
XxScarFaceKidxX: Teen Terrorists
GS EVILTOAST: yeah you can like hide in the crevaces and shit
GS EVILTOAST: and be like derka derka muhammed jihad!
XxScarFaceKidxX: eww im totaly racsist againsts Iraqis :]
GS EVILTOAST: lol y u guys both plant the bomb
XxScarFaceKidxX: True but i dont like them they make me uncomfortable
GS EVILTOAST: well just put your shades and beanie on and plant the bomb on your own
XxScarFaceKidxX:
XxScarFaceKidxX: U dont like me huh
GS EVILTOAST: wa?
GS EVILTOAST: i never said that
XxScarFaceKidxX: u think im ugly dont u...
GS EVILTOAST: no no
XxScarFaceKidxX: u dont like my eyez huh
GS EVILTOAST: i think they're sexy
XxScarFaceKidxX: :]
GS EVILTOAST: i'm horny
XxScarFaceKidxX: and im a virgin lets mate
XxScarFaceKidxX: HAHA
GS EVILTOAST: i'm serious
GS EVILTOAST: u wanna touch my tralala
XxScarFaceKidxX: No but would u like a glass of milk?
GS EVILTOAST: if by milk you mean semen then yes
XxScarFaceKidxX: Well if u want...
XxScarFaceKidxX: U can have a cup of milk mixed with pinapple juice?
GS EVILTOAST: is that like semen and piss? hmmm
XxScarFaceKidxX: Yes
GS EVILTOAST: are you gay?
XxScarFaceKidxX: No
GS EVILTOAST: i am
XxScarFaceKidxX: Good for u i dont judge
GS EVILTOAST: wanna come over i have chocolate and strawberries
XxScarFaceKidxX: OOO AND WHIPPED CREAM!
GS EVILTOAST: yeah and a two way dildo
XxScarFaceKidxX: Pink or Red?
GS EVILTOAST: blue
XxScarFaceKidxX: Ooo
XxScarFaceKidxX: U never asked my name
GS EVILTOAST: wats your name sweetheart
XxScarFaceKidxX: Jeremy
GS EVILTOAST: wtf??!
XxScarFaceKidxX: Yep
XxScarFaceKidxX: its Jeremy
GS EVILTOAST: i thought u werent gay
XxScarFaceKidxX: Im noy
XxScarFaceKidxX: not
XxScarFaceKidxX: Nah im j/k my name is Joe
GS EVILTOAST: ok
GS EVILTOAST: you almost lost your reach around priviledges
XxScarFaceKidxX: :-O
XxScarFaceKidxX: Ur not gay!
GS EVILTOAST: yes i am
XxScarFaceKidxX: The only black man ive seen who is gay was on Six Feet Under!
XxScarFaceKidxX: So dont play ur mind games with me
GS EVILTOAST: wat are you talking about
XxScarFaceKidxX: Gay black men
XxScarFaceKidxX: lol
GS EVILTOAST: there are many gay black men
XxScarFaceKidxX: Ur not one of them
GS EVILTOAST: i'm cleaning my cat's litter box
XxScarFaceKidxX: eww
GS EVILTOAST: i foudn a pice of chocolate in there
GS EVILTOAST: i think i'll eat it
XxScarFaceKidxX: LOL
XxScarFaceKidxX: LOLOLO
GS EVILTOAST: no talking
GS EVILTOAST: sshhhh
XxScarFaceKidxX: NOOOOOOOOOOO
XxScarFaceKidxX: Fine b mean
GS EVILTOAST: just stay quiet its better that way
XxScarFaceKidxX: Black ppl r mean to me
XxScarFaceKidxX: Why r black ppl mean to me?
GS EVILTOAST: years of oppresion?
XxScarFaceKidxX: Maybe
XxScarFaceKidxX: Any other reasons?
GS EVILTOAST: umm we have big dicks
XxScarFaceKidxX: So do white ppl but that cant be it!
XxScarFaceKidxX: My dog has a big dick and hes not black....
GS EVILTOAST: he had a black grandfather
GS EVILTOAST: hey have you ever been to this website it has awesome games
GS EVILTOAST: www.mudfall.com
XxScarFaceKidxX: oooo yea i been there
GS EVILTOAST: really?
XxScarFaceKidxX: yes
GS EVILTOAST: you played that roflcopter one
GS EVILTOAST: its awesome
XxScarFaceKidxX: yea
GS EVILTOAST: hey well i gotta get back to cleaning before my master comes back home
XxScarFaceKidxX: k
GS EVILTOAST: i dont liek to get beat
XxScarFaceKidxX: me either but my mom loves do hit me
XxScarFaceKidxX: Hey want to play cz when u r done
GS EVILTOAST: is that like gay sex? if yes then shure
XxScarFaceKidxX: Fine dont play idc
GS EVILTOAST: ok
XxScarFaceKidxX:
GS EVILTOAST: gnite sweetheart
XxScarFaceKidxX:
XxScarFaceKidxX signed off at 1:11:43 PM.


Fri May 26, 2006 2:13 pm
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What in the hell is the point of putting up these dumbass post? Way to eat up the resources with all this retarded jibber-jabber. GG n00b! Oh and a, by the way sailor, I didn't say n00b! :)

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i kno nigglette


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lol

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Baldreaper wrote:
What in the hell is the point of putting up these dumbass post? Way to eat up the resources with all this retarded jibber-jabber. GG n00b! Oh and a, by the way sailor, I didn't say n00b! :)


(P.S. Bald's gay lover just broke up with him so hes in a bad mood, it didnt help that it came during this "special time" of the month either.)

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You've got some shit on the end of your name cow, shake it off!! :)

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Hahahah! lol Sailor. You never cease to amaze me! Ur not really gay are you!?


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YOU ASS THAT WAS OUR PRIVET LOVE CONVERSATION YOU F*CKER!!! IM NOT COMING TO UR HOUSE TONITE YOU DISGUST ME!


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Oh shit, no lovin for sailor moon! Oh well. Another night of having sex with yourself.


GS EVILTOAST: hey well i gotta get back to cleaning before my master comes back home

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haha the nig dont get loving

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WeEdMaN wrote:
haha the nig dont get loving


Yes very true..... I'am to *WAY* to SEXY for Sailor but yet he could still win my ♥ any day! :D


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You know what rebel, after seeing your picture, you do look like a middle-eastern butt-pirate. PLANT THE BOMB IN THE HOLE!!

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That shit is toooo F*CKIN funny


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I've lost all faith in foreign humanity.

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Baldreaper wrote:
You know what rebel, after seeing your picture, you do look like a middle-eastern butt-pirate. PLANT THE BOMB IN THE HOLE!!


Well can i plant the my bomb in ur butt hole?


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