Wow :shock:

Did you all know this?

When I reached the last sentence, I thought it interesting.

The Limbaugh Laws as read April 6, 2006 by Rush Limbaugh:

"First, if you immigrate to the United States of America, you must speak the
native language. You have to be a professional or an investor. We are not
going to take unskilled workers. You will not be allowed. There will be no
special bilingual programs in the schools, no special ballots for elections,
no government business will be conducted in your native language. Foreigners
will not have the right to vote, I don't care how long they are here, nor
will they ever be allowed to hold political office. According to the
Limbaugh Laws, if you're in our country, you cannot be a burden to
taxpayers. You are not entitled, ever, to welfare, to food stamps, or other
government goodies. You can come if you invest here, but it must be an
amount equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage. If you don't now have
that amount of money, you can't come and invest. You have to stay home. If
you do come and you want to buy land, okay, but we're going to restrict your
options. You will not be allowed to buy waterfront property in the United
States. That will be reserved for citizens naturally born in this country.

"In fact, as a foreigner, you must relinquish individual rights to property.
These are the Limbaugh Laws. Another thing. You don't have the right to
protest when you come here. You're allowed no demonstrations, you cannot
wave a foreign flag, no political organizing, no bad-mouthing our president
or his policies, or you get sent home. You're a foreigner. You shut your
mouth or you get out, and if you come here illegally, you go straight to
jail and we're going to hunt you down 'til we find you.

"I can imagine many of you think that the Limbaugh Laws are pretty harsh. I
imagine today some of you probably are going, "Yeah! Yeah!" Well, let me
tell you this, folks. Every one of the laws I just mentioned are actual laws
of Mexico, today. I just read you Mexican immigration law. That's how the
Mexican government handles immigrants to their country."

whoa interesting man...i hope that aint a really law lol

lol thats pretty good, makes you think about it

I agree with some of it but not most. When I see imagrants burning an American flag in prostest for rights in our country, I get a little pissed.

I agree with every rule. America should adopt those laws. Althought it'd kinda kill free speech, but I still believe in not waving other countries flags/slandering America while living in it, etc. ECSPECIALLY (sp?) If you're a forigener.

so i have to leave....??? :(

No one said you had to leave. :-D

yay i get to stay

you dont have to leave, its more or less showing respect for the country thats letting you stay here, if your gonna disrespect the country (burning the flag) then why do you live here. If your gonna disrespect the country and our set of laws, you should just go home and deal with that shithole that you needed to run away from.

W0W. Dude, do you mind if i use that in my next essay? That shit would make the most amazing essay

woot thank god my parents are citizens already :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

To whichever immigrant it may concern:

Stop acting like a tard and get to work on my yard!

I heard from some source somewhere that the only right way to dispose of a tattered flag is to burn it. Ain't irony a bitch?

yep the only way to dispose of the flag is to cut out each star and stripe and burn it....and by the way i'm an american citizen just wasnt born here still think the country is going to hell though

There is a difference between burning an old flag outta respect and burning it outta anger.

The whole issue is so confuzing cause there are goods and bas to both sides in some ways.

Whats good about lettin uneducated fuckwads into our country. They come here and expect us to cater to them because they don't speak english and they are poor. F*CK them, if they want in this country they can go through the process, I don't care how poor there family is back on the dirt streets of Mexicon and South America. You want to live in the US and take advantage of the services our government offers do it the legal way. I am sick of talking to F*CKING idiot hispanics at my job who can't even give me there F*CKING birthday, or remember there god damn address, this even with a interpreter translating what i am saying for them. How stupid are you, if you are 40 some years old and can't tell me you birthday you might as well go shoot yourself, or just continue living off of welfare and sniffing paint. I have no problem with people being here legally, paying taxes and working a job. But this is bullshit, how many of these F*CKERS are sitting in our prisons getting 3 square and a cot. Shit, we have people here who were born here that do not even get this, we spend all of this money to pay for people in other countries but we can't afford to go into shitty neighborhoods in our own country and clean them up. This is just the beginning of my rant on the subject, but I need to get to bed.

I gotta admit. As sorry as i feel for those poor shits down in Mexico, they are F*CKING up this country. Iam not American born, but yeah, my parents went throught the whole process. They lived in a Motel 6 for 2 years until they got their papers and shit. And theres no F*CKIN reason why Mexicans and Latin Americans should be allowed to swim over here and be given residentship. To hell with them bastards. I just think its wrong that they expect us to treat them good and all when they cant even do something illegaly. Recently, our school did this drug/alcohol test. Almost every Hispanic person tested positive for Marijuana. Whats that say. And then we have to pay for their rehabilitation expenses. BULLSHIT.

Well that means less Mexicans in my area... But then the Armos will take over... AAAHH MMAAAAN!

Whats an Armos?