its not the best but i thought it was pretty good



> A tourist walks into a curio shop in San Francisco.
> Looking around at everything, he notices a very
> lifelike life-sized bronze statue of a rat.
> It has no price tag, but is so striking that he
> decides he must have it.
> He takes it to the owner and asks, "How much for the
> bronze rat?"
> The owner replies, "$12 for the rat and $100 for the
> story".
> The tourist gives the man $12 and says, "I'll just
> take the rat, you can keep the story."
> As he walks down the street carrying his bronze rat,
> he notices that a few real rats have crawled out of
> the alleys and sewers and begun following him down the
> street.
> This is disconcerting, and he begins walking faster.
> But within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind
> him has grown to hundreds, and they begin squealing.
> He begins to trot toward the Bay, looking around to
> see that the rats now number in the MILLIONS, and are
> squealing and coming toward him faster and faster.
> Concerned, even scared, he runs to the edge of the
> Bay, and throws the bronze rat as far out into the
> water as he can.
> Amazingly, the millions of rats all jump into the Bay
> after it and are all drowned.
>
> The man walks back to the curio shop.
> "Ah ha," says the owner, "you have come back for the
> story?"
> "No," says the man, "I came back to see if you have a
> bronze Mexican, a bronze Muslim cleric, a bronze
> Democrat, & anything French."

lol

Owned. Although i resent the muslim cleric part! NOT

ROFL, if only... :P

Not bad.

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