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pred
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Joined: Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1585 Location: Bringing the hate
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 Wedding ownage...
Ripped this from one of the car forums...
MASTERCARD WEDDING
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests'
reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
$3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD!
_________________ Pred threw a bunker party. Was in good spirits. Bunker party interrupted. Good spirits interrupted. Funtimes.
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Falcon
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 5230 Location: Rogers, AR
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OMG ROFL!!!! thats great
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| Wed May 10, 2006 9:49 am |
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Deepslit
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Joined: Sun Jul 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2103 Location: Tampa, FL
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 Re: Wedding ownage...
Pred wrote: This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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JoeMamma
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Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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LMAO! OH MY GOD! Dude...that's F*CKING great! I started laughing in class here....
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| Wed May 10, 2006 10:08 am |
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Proto
Forum Newbie
Joined: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 30
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ROFLCopter!
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| Wed May 10, 2006 2:17 pm |
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LordCleavage
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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OUCH
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vanilla
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Joined: Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 287
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hahaha nicce.
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buggy
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Joined: Mon Dec 26, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 1436 Location: Illinois
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 OMFG
WOW! To Good. OWNED
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| Wed May 10, 2006 4:09 pm |
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Murder
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Joined: Sun Jan 08, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1242 Location: leapin\' and hoppin\' on a moonshadow..
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Owned.
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| Wed May 10, 2006 4:32 pm |
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Luniz
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Joined: Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 185 Location: Houston,TX
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 HA ha
wow they sure got raped :P reminds me of that one movie Wedding Crashers.
_________________ "Two guns two bullets One split second" "If you never try you will never fail" Words from the wise man
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| Wed May 10, 2006 5:22 pm |
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ShallowGrave
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Joined: Sun Mar 26, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 748 Location: SD, California
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| Wed May 10, 2006 9:41 pm |
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kazz
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Joined: Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 238 Location: Norristown, PA
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wow talk about getting owned hardcore!!!
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| Thu May 11, 2006 8:02 am |
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Spork
Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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Owned...just pwned...
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| Thu May 11, 2006 4:48 pm |
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shibby
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Joined: Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 1197 Location: Howell, Michigan
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NICE
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| Thu May 11, 2006 5:12 pm |
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Phoenix
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Joined: Fri Sep 16, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 562 Location: Canada
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ROFL That was great
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| Thu May 11, 2006 7:12 pm |
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DeagleR
0mG!! 1 LuV 2 p0sT!11
Joined: Mon Sep 12, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2119 Location: Canda ONT
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hehehe.
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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 Re: Wedding ownage...
Deepslit wrote: Pred wrote: This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Lmfao, too true. That's awesome.
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