You might live in michigan if...........


If you consider it a sport to sit in a tree stand all day long with a bow or a gun just to put food in your freezer.. you might live in Michigan.

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each
year because Iron Mountain is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Michigan

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Michigan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for five months out of the year, you might live in Michigan.

If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in Michigan; because you're all so damn friendly.

If you have ever worn shorts, sunglasses and a parka at the same time,
you might live in Michigan.

If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, or if you are in
church and your priest or minister asks you to pray for the Lions, and wants to get you all home for 1 p.m. kickoff you might live in Michigan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
a wrong number, you might live in Michigan.


YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Michiganer when:

1. "Vacation" means going up north past I-69 for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back
again.

5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.

6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events including weddings.

7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave all the doors unlocked.

8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them.

9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.

11. You know all 4 seasons: almost fall, winter, still winter and
road construction.

12. You can identify a southern or U-pper accent.

13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a concrete statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.


14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.

15. Down South to you means Ohio.

16. You find '0' degrees "a little chilly."

17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his NEW FORD F150.

18. You go out to fish fry every Friday and bingo every Wednesday.

19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

20. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

21. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your Michigan friends.

OK...That was really gay...Most of the stupids saying are redneck shit...the hunting and camo...the south is the friendliest place..Not michigan....WOW..Just bend over and go ahead and take one in the poop chute

Owned, also, isn't that ripping Jeff Foxworthy off?

Get a globe by the way, few states are more northern than Michigan, and don't forget us Canucks.

motha F*CK michigan. Michigan aint got shit on Minnesoda biotch

Where the fuk do you get all this shit from?

LoL my freind, Minnesoda? No, they aint shit but a bunch of high school drop outs with mullets tryin to act like they are from the south. Michigan has its own breed of inbread mutha humpers. <----Just look at this sentance and you can tell I'm from Michigan. Oh yeah, and we gots lots of water and every kind of hunting you could think of. U.P. well its another state in its own. Project E.L.F. from the goverment. Ford GM Chrysler........Pistons, Tigers, Red Wings. Ummmm............ And well a lot of Homies

wrong, Minnesota is rejects that got kicked out of Canada

How much of a reject must you be to get kicked out of Canada? I kid I kid.

i don't even live in michigan and i thought they were amusing.

they where kinda comical, but also kinda ghey

Most people do hate us. Most of us that live here are pricks.