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 OMFG!!! Ewwwww 
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Post OMFG!!! Ewwwww
The other night, i started a conversation with Donald (Lone_mortal) little that i knew i was talking to Bandito! Lol. I must admit. Thinking that Donald was stoned :D i tried refreshing his memory! I was funny as hell. heres what happened


Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
yoooo
Donald says:
who are you?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
buggy
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
forgot?
Donald says:
I don't know a buggy
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
umm.......
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
bug
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
shaji
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
cookie monster
Donald says:
Um...do you have large talons?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
i hopes not
Donald says:
Yeah...it's not ringing a bell
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
umm......u been smoking right?
Donald says:
only buggy I know has large talons and prefers the company of little boys
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
ummmm.....ok! Iam definetely not that one
Donald says:
that's cool....then why are you IMing me if you aren't he buggy I know?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
umm....
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
dude!!! Enough! I get enough of those "logical" questions in school
Donald says:
k
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
lol
Donald says:
uh what?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
this is lone_mortal right?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
the dude who lives in texas and drives a ford explorer?
Donald says:
wait....how do you know that name?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
the FORD explorer ur parents gave y
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
u there?
Donald says:
yep
Donald says:
trying to figure out how you know that about me?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
ok! Lol! U pmed me in n00bfest and we had this funny conversation and u added me to ur list
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
And we've been chatting since
Donald says:
Are we dating?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
HELL NO
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
IAM A MAN!!!

Donald says:
point?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
ohhh boy
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
iam a straight man
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
only into females
Donald says:
how do you know?
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
ohhh boy
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
cuz seeing a man peepee doesnt turn me on
Donald says:
you don't know until you touch, son
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
arrgghhhhh
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
dont call me son!!! Ur too young to be my dad!!
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
Ur like 19-20
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
iam 17-18 on sundat
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
sunday
Donald says:
I use it as an endearment
Donald says:
like
Donald says:
honey
Donald says:
or babe
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
son is fine
Donald says:
Ok babe
Donald says:
lmao
Donald says:
I F*CKING win
Donald says:
this is the bandito
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
hahahaha
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
NICE
Donald says:
lone_mortal is at work
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
hahahah
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
Dude..that was hella funny
Donald says:
now...go post this on the forum
Donald says:
right now
Donald says:
lol
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
U just made my day! Seriously
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
hahahah
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
ok
Blood, Sweat, No tears says:
hold up


Thu May 04, 2006 12:28 am
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wat happens at the END? AND FREAKIN'N funny dude. u got

OWNED.


Thu May 04, 2006 12:31 am
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Bandito ftw

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Thu May 04, 2006 12:48 am
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Must admit it! Bandito owned be BAD!! Way to go dude!


Thu May 04, 2006 12:49 am
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LMAO, ah that's great. Sorry you had to go through that. Bandito kinda has a thing for dudes with big talons. BTW, my parent's didn't give me the explorer. Teehee.


Thu May 04, 2006 2:53 am
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noob

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Thu May 04, 2006 4:22 am
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It was just too good an oppurtunity, I couldn't pass on that shit.

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Thu May 04, 2006 1:21 pm
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Does Bandito even have his own computer? He always seems to be using someone else's. :P

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He's a mexican...he's used to stealing shit....its in his nature.

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lol "Seeing other mens peepee dosnt turn me on" LMAO i spit water all over the computer!

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Thu May 04, 2006 2:41 pm
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Lol! Shit. Sorry Donald! I thought they gave you the explorer! my bad! Yea!Lol! I soooo didnt expect that! When he said this is Badito i was WTF! L0l! Once again, OWNED!!


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Hurray bandito 4 teh win! lol nice buggy

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