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just kidding.

I need someone to teach me how to not blow ass at CZ. Seriously. I suck and I hate it. I'm to the point where I'm tempted to download hacks and get VAC banned so I can't play CZ anymore. I just need to be taught now to not suck. And if you say you'll teach me. I don't want any bullshit excuses like "No" or "I'm going to watch TV."

And I know some of you assholes are going to shit all over me because of this post, so in advance: I hope you get prostate and ass cancer.

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I can teach you all my secrets!

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practice, watch good players play, and patience. thats what i did.

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bomberman wrote:
practice, watch good players play, and patience. thats what i did.


You suck @$$.

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try not to die but if that means being a camping bitch dont maybe you could not ruch into unsecured areas less often or use the walk more or just get to know the level


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DONT DRUNK I'M SHOOT wrote:
try not to die but if that means being a camping bitch dont maybe you could not ruch into unsecured areas less often or use the walk more or just get to know the level


Try* not to die,* rush* level=map

Sorry drunk Im bored and I had to do it.

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Don't camp, ever! Rush everytime, if that does not work than try to play the map with a tactical swat type movement. Move slow and aim sharp, don't be afraid to run like a little bitch if you get shot at and you can't get your aim down. If all else fails grab a shotty and run like hell!


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Kitty you don't neeed help.Rember on office you were like 10-6 that an ok score.

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The trick is to keep your crosshairs high with EVERY weapon. Put your side crosshairs on their shoulders and let loose. It's also about controlling your crosshairs and bullets so that you can move your spray over their head while shooting. There's really no secret to CS; it's just a game. Other tha all that it just takes practice, and practice, and practice. And play with people who're better than you, and against people who're better than you. Scrim with people who're better than you, and against people who're better than you.

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1) Read LV-Gamer's post about rates in the Tech Support section. Getting used to the rates he suggests will exponentially make your aim better.
2) When people say to keep their crosshairs low and when you spray, let them raise up to head level... that doesn't work; don't do it.

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Pyrokid wrote:
bomberman wrote:
practice, watch good players play, and patience. thats what i did.


You suck @$$.


but i've improved. :)

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what everyone on here says is really useless information (besides my rate post :D). from someone who knows what it's like to suck and what it's like to be pretty good, there is no real "set" practice you can undergo or little things you can improve on. you can't imbalance your cs, being incredibly good at aiming but terrible at in-game smarts gets you no where unless you're playing aim_ maps 24/7.

i've said it a thousand times before: the best way to get better is to play with and against people better than you. i personally was about ... ogl negative caliber (yes, i made it up) and i started playing with a cal-o team and got alot better playing with people of cal-o level. then i went straight to a cal-im team and increased my in-game knowledge and aim almost three fold, and from there jumped around alot of cal-m/p teams which was bad since i lost alot my consistency overtime.

if you ever need ideas for spots/strats or simple things you can't learn from playing (well, you can, but some are a litle less obvious) just ask. i'm a prety easy-going guy so it doesn't bother me to help.

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LV-Gamer wrote:
what everyone on here says is really useless information (besides my rate post :D). from someone who knows what it's like to suck and what it's like to be pretty good, there is no real "set" practice you can undergo or little things you can improve on. you can't imbalance your cs, being incredibly good at aiming but terrible at in-game smarts gets you no where unless you're playing aim_ maps 24/7.

i've said it a thousand times before: the best way to get better is to play with and against people better than you. i personally was about ... ogl negative caliber (yes, i made it up) and i started playing with a cal-o team and got alot better playing with people of cal-o level. then i went straight to a cal-im team and increased my in-game knowledge and aim almost three fold, and from there jumped around alot of cal-m/p teams which was bad since i lost alot my consistency overtime.

if you ever need ideas for spots/strats or simple things you can't learn from playing (well, you can, but some are a litle less obvious) just ask. i'm a prety easy-going guy so it doesn't bother me to help.


Christ, you owned everyone.

But seriously, I'd love to get some training from the master, if he is so willing.


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Christ, you owned everyone.


Didn't own me :P

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Ryan wrote:
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Christ, you owned everyone.


Didn't own me :P


He totally owned you. Except for one sentence.

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spray at a wall memorize where most of the bullets go like what side of the crosshair and then do that

ppl have said that i spray alot and then i say i still ownedthem and they say its very controlled . catch me on vent and maybe i can help ya out . and for those of u who think i suck watch my try

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I figured that after LV pointed out that I'm looking for someone to train me as opposed to giving me tips, you guys would have stopped giving me tips.

Edit: On a side note, thanks to everyone who has given me tips. I am infact going to disregard them since I trust LV, but thank you for taking the time to tell me what you feel will help me.

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This is actually what ^b clan is for. Most of my guys can show you the basics of aiming and movement, and can show you how to practice crosshair control. 99% of the (public) game is controlling your crosshairs, and that's the first thing I showed every ^b member.

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You never showed me. But yea Kitten I will help you also, along with LV. He probably knows alot more though.


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You never showed me. But yea Kitten I will help you also, along with LV. He probably knows alot more though.


You were never a ^b.t and you're good enough already ;)

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RUN LIKE HELL :lol:

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