I would love to see the look or ur bosses face if u turn it in.

I did something I probably shouldn't have
ok...I wanted to keep this private b/c I'm probably gonna get arrested for this but I had to tell you guys

ok...so heres the story

I was in at some new gaming center at the west oaks mall in ocoee playing a little source...I was already pissed off b/c I paid for 3 hours of game time only to find out they don't ping for shit on our servers....when I decided to take a little break and have a drink....I went down to the crapplebees and had like 3 or 4 white russians and went back to play some more....the manager tells me that I'm not allowed in the place when I'm drunk...I said "you dumbass...I've only had a little to drink...I'm not drunk"...I really wasn't...just pissed cause I spent so much money on the place already and their connections and their systems suck ass....anyways...me and the manager get into a little yelling match and he tells me that I'm no longer allowed in the place...so I ask what about the other time that I had already paid for...he says its gone now....I ask about a refund and he tells me to F*CK off...very rude...and a bad idea to tell me especially when I've been drinking....instead of decking him I just walk off....I figure this isn't the time or the place to beat his ass....instead I walk over to sears and buy a can of black spray paint($0.99)...I go back over to the place and tap on the window to get the managers attention....I give him the big double duce and start to paint away....my message?

Wanna be a true pirate?
www.n00bfest.com

during which the manager comes out and starts yelling at me again....as soon as I finish with my message I ran to the truck and drove off....haven't heard anything yet so I'm assuming the cops nor cameras caught the act...the only thing I regret is that I didn't get a photo...I'm going to go back tomarrow and try and get 1 or 2 pix so I can post them....corpse...if you get a couple emails about this....please....please don't turn me in bro....just tell them something like "we have a shit ton of members...how do I know which one did it?"....looking back now...yeah...it was a dumb idea...but I so F*CKING owned that shithole

Sounds like you made this up after a bad day of work, just to get it out of you. If you turn it in, grats. And if those X's are correct for where you work, my guess would be Staples.

BTW, my favorite two of the ones I read would be #6 & #15.

oh, he'll do it...too much work went into that letter, lol.