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Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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 Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-StrikeThese numbers represent the target layout:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] 3 is my warmup target. 4 is Joe's warmup target. 5 is Joe's final target, and 6 is my final target.  Now you all know why he sucks at Counter-Strike. P.S. we were shooting my Springfield P9, which is chambered in 9x19mm luger. It's a copy of the CZ-75, which I talk up here ALLLLLL THE TIME. _________________  I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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Not Worthy of [n00b]  Joined: Tue Apr 06, 2010 4:17 am Posts: 2079 Location: California
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike F*CKIN sailors...
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[n00b] Member  Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:09 am Posts: 696 Location: Texas
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike showoff haha
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Lol, so give him a p90 so he can rush up mid with rage?
_________________   "I am the robber of my cradle. Candy is my body and teddy-bears are my blood. I have snached over a thousand little girls. Unknown to police. Nor known to Chris Henson. Have withstood time to stalk many children. Yet those kids will never be enough. So as I pray--" |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Gman, I don't see a photo in your post here.
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike _________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike who would have thought that semen couldnt shoot? what was the distance?
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[HNIC] Stзamroller ω
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Das wrote: who would have thought that semen couldnt shoot? what was the distance? Like 10yds. _________________ I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. -- Hunter S Thompson |
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n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin  Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1944 Location: Parts unknown
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Aim has never been Joe's problem,he has the reflexes of a dead man though.A dead semen that is.
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike I sucked ass with his 9mm (the middle right), but the bottom left was his 10mm, which, apparently, I didn't do all too bad on. I HAVEN'T SHOT A GUN SINCE 2007! That's my excuse, and I'm sticking with it....
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Lol Joe been in the navy for 7 years never shoot a rifle in my life first time got expert that was in 2007 and earlier this year had to qual again cared so little that I would have been better shooting from my hip and still shot sharp shooter lol
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike I suspect his gun was rigged. He can't be that bad ;)
If it makes you feel any better Joe, I've never even held a real gun in my hands. My experience is limited to (awesome) water guns. |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Joes warmup looks like my first time shooting my uncles police issued glock and gman looks like me shooting a rifle at 20 yards.
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike cybrslsh wrote: Joes warmup looks like my first time shooting my uncles police issued glock and gman looks like me shooting a rifle at 20 yards. Pics or it didn't happen. _________________   |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike When I get home ill pic my shot score sheet and post it
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Reborn wrote: I suspect his gun was rigged. He can't be that bad ;) If it makes you feel any better Joe, I've never even held a real gun in my hands. My experience is limited to (awesome) water guns. nothing against you reborn but this is sad that some one has never fired a gun even a .22lr ? _________________ I think it better to do right, even if we suffer in so doing, than to incur the reproach of our consciences and posterity. Robert E. Lee |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike I'll shoot the black out at 500 yards!!
Hey Joe, it's a good thing they have Marines aboard some ships.....lol _________________  |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike Geeez, I'm Canadian and can shoot better.
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike CPTReynolds wrote: Geeez, I'm Canadian and can shoot better. French Canadian? _________________ |
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Re: Why Joe Mamma sucks at Counter-Strike if he was french canadian he'd only be good at running away.
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