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 An email I got 
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Post An email I got
I wonder if people really fall for this shit.

From: ying sigman <uyingsijgman@hotmail.com>

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Good Morning jerry curtis.
Firm is seeking for hardworking assistant in Europe.
No experience required - free training possible. Great income ability.
Firm will give application form if you are ready to work.
Requirements:
* Must have a computer with unlimited I-net access.
* Must have personal bank account.
* Needs excellent organizational talents.
* Candidates must be honest and business oriented.
Working only some hours per day. You can easy combine our work with your primary work. Any living in the EU can be our agent.
Thank you for your attention.



Of course, I don't live in the EU, so I can't be "an agent" - DAMN!

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Mon Feb 07, 2011 5:59 pm
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lawl fail! you should screw with the guy like they do over on http://thescambaiter.com/

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Mon Feb 07, 2011 7:21 pm
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As soon as I saw that Asian name I knew it was a hacker

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Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:48 pm
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Are you sure it isn't legit? Maybe they really needed a white guy.

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc ... e-guy/8119


Mon Feb 07, 2011 8:53 pm
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I've been getting emails telling me I'm an African prince and I have a few billion dollars in my bank account. Are you telling me those are fake too??

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Mon Feb 07, 2011 10:08 pm
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Coach wrote:
I wonder if people really fall for this shit.

From: ying sigman <uyingsijgman@hotmail.com>

Quote:
Good Morning jerry curtis.
Firm is seeking for hardworking assistant in Europe.
No experience required - free training possible. Great income ability.
Firm will give application form if you are ready to work.
Requirements:
* Must have a computer with unlimited I-net access.
* Must have personal bank account.
* Needs excellent organizational talents.
* Candidates must be honest and business oriented.
Working only some hours per day. You can easy combine our work with your primary work. Any living in the EU can be our agent.
Thank you for your attention.



Of course, I don't live in the EU, so I can't be "an agent" - DAMN!



Shit, I got the email address wrong.

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well you can tell they just entered shit into a translator and copy pasted it. I was working with some students from japan and you can tell it has the mistakes of a non native speaker.

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Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:54 am
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Reminds me of back when I was playing GW pretty hardcore, a Chinese gold farmer propositioned me to be his american paypal contact, and to send him the money AFTER I receive payments, something about $500 per month limit or whatever for international accounts, which I would be able to bypass and I would western union him the money after I withdraw it.

So basically I would be the middle man: people would pay me for the money, I'd get the in game money from him and give it to the client and the real money to the farmer, I guess escrow type.

Gave me probably $300 worth of in game money as a trust type thing. That was the closest I ever got to actually thinking that shit is legit.. I mean really, this guy knew what he was talking about, researched everything, and actually presented a real problem for Chinese gold farmers.

At first I thought that he would just be funneling money from hacked accounts to me, but then again in game I would be giving market value of that money to different people. I figured he could actually own all those accounts and keep remaking character names as fake clients to throw me off, but F*CK me if i didn't seriously think about it for a whole weekend.

Nail in the coffin? The person I was talking to was the one in charge, and (s)he identified themselves as female.


Tue Feb 08, 2011 6:03 am
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This is suspect - * Must have personal bank account.

99.9999999% of the time when you are asked this question its a scam

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We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added.


Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:13 am
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Post Re: An email I got
So I replied to them, got this back:
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Hello.
We require representatives in Europe for customer service/administrative job.
No special knowledge in computer/it required! No relocation from
Europe
required, you will operate from your current location.
Job schedule is mostly in the morning or in the afternoon, 2-3 hours a day.
Active Investments Group LLC operates in USA and develops web-products
(databases, c++ applications, mysql) for customers from Europe. Our
clients have to pay with bank payments due to the contracts. We do not
have representative office in Europe. So, we cannot accept payments by bank transfer inside the country.
Job duties are: to receive invoice payments from our Europe customers, 3 times a week, process it and resend to our main office.
You are paid 5 percent commission from each payment + 4500 EUR base salary a month + all travel fees, bank charges and taxes.
You can use your own bank account for this job, or open new one. It doesn't matter for us and is for your convenience.
We don't ask any secure details and never ask any money to start job, we are serious company and the job is 100 percent legal.
You are paid commission instantly 3 times a week and based salary at the end of every month.
No relocation required, you can do the job in your area.
Please, confirm if you accept the job, I will send you further details and application form.
Send confirmation in format:
I, “name”, accept this job, “date”.
Thanks
Active Investments Group LLC
Ron Nichols
4980 S. Alma School Rd Chandler, AZ 85248


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Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:44 am
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Accept the job!

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Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:31 pm
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If he screws you over, I can drive to that address in like 30 min and stick my guns in his face :)

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Tue Feb 08, 2011 2:41 pm
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I had a play with one of these a few months ago.
I got the chap to go as far as sending me the first "cheque" in a fedex envelope.
then printed all the emails and then took them and the unoppened envelope to the authorities.
I also contacted the company he "represented" and forwarded all the emails to them also just so they were aware of the scam.

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lol fraggle but arent u in Europe? so it kinda makes sense for this email to get to you

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Tue Feb 08, 2011 10:49 pm
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He's in Florida...lol

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Tue Feb 08, 2011 11:12 pm
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I got the Taliban e-mail scam/virus a few months ago. I thought it was pretty funny how frank the message was...like there was any doubt it as a scam. It made news headlines, but I can't find any of them now.

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-Purple- wrote:
If he screws you over, I can drive to that address in like 30 min and stick my guns in his face :)


Oh yeah, I'm sure he puts his real adress in a scam message too!!

Lol that kind of shit makes me laugh everytime. You really need to be a complete retard to send all your personal information, and then whine because someone stole you a shitload of money and you wonder why. It reminds me of the 5 free games that I missed on Steam a couple of months ago... damn it!


Wed Feb 09, 2011 12:35 am
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Sounds like a lucrative position there buddy...Go for it....

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