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Happy birthday me...

Birthday todo list...
1. Have my Internet cut off
2. Get served by ex and have to sign my money away to her and the kiddo..
3. Acquire more brandy

Malicious business plan.

Step 1 - Collect underpants...
Step 2 -
Step 3 - Profits
Good news first? Mkay... Big brother gave me a little something called AK47 for my bday. It's holy fire... I'm so blown I have been sitting here for 20 minutes trying tofigure out how to unlock my phone... Too high. Roll me up and smoke me so ... I'll get u high nikka. I just realized that I have neither the driveto read what I've already typed here... So I got no clue how many times that has happened in the universe. What the Fu k does that even mean?

Strengths? Banana
Weaknesses? Banana peels....?
Nohomo.

Any idea how to F*CKIN santicstry stake and shit?

I think I already posted what's below here... F*CK it... U never know.... Pothead...
They shut my Internet off two days before my birthday... 80 dollars is too much for my budget right now, so I will be on the shit list for a while.... I miss source... It's been 15 hours, and 15 minutes since I last played counterstrikez... Someone is about to get 1 deagged irl.... In fact... Whoever cut my shit off is about to havea lot in common with bill cosby's son if they come aroundhere in the next few days...

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€£¥•=+*^%#}{][_\|~<>.,?!'-/:(;)$&@"
just kinda curious about what characters work on iPhone... This phone is fuckedddddup... Dyamn

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LOL HAPPY b-DAy POTHEAD

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Happy birthday budday!


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happy b-day<3

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It seems like a half crappy half awesome birthday so far. The AK sounds like an awesome gift. But sorry to hear about the...everything else lol. Since it's your birthday i'll keep this a kind message unlike every other day...nah. You pole smoking, fermunda cheeze lickin, C*CK straddling HOMOSEXUAL...I feel better! ♥

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happy birthday buddy

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No. You may not wish yourself a Happy Birthday HOMOSEXUAL!

Meh, happy b-day.

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Happy birthday upset dr.pothead! ♥

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Happy B-Day Bitch!

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Happy Birthday buddy!

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Happy Birthday mang.

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lol... clearly.... i will never smoke a full blunt of that shit..... ever again.


but on another note...


THANKS BUDDAYZ

FREE MUSTACHE RIDES AT MY PLACE!!!! WOOT

GOOD NEWS BTW, I made some cash on the side today... gonna get my nets turned back on tomorrow! :-D

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yay Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_05

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Happy birthday sweetie.

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Sorry I didn't get you a present. Yellow_Flash_Colorz_PDT_32

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Best wishes Birthday Boy!

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:-D TOUCH BUTTS

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Happy Birthday Malicious!


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happy mother F*CKING birthday nick-bro whaz up!

(been watching too much code monkeys)

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