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 I have the best mom in the world. 
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Post I have the best mom in the world.
My mom just came back from a 2 week trip, 1 week in Israel and the 2nd week in Egypt. Now, prior to her leaving, I did say that it would be cool if she got me some sweet Egyptian sheesha. When she comes home, she presents me with this awesome Egyptian themed hookah set. She said she had to haggle with the guy for like 20 minutes. (supposedly, everyone over there is a pro hustler so you gotta be on top of your price negotiation game). After some good price negotiating, she buys this:

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This F*CKING thing is like 2 1/2 feet tall, the vase part is etched red glass, the stem part feels like it weighs 20lbs. I love how i can actually fill the base with a good bit of water. With other hookahs I have had experience with, you can only add a stupid little amount of water before it's sucking up into the hose and it doesn't bubble very well. This F*CKER holds like a goddamn quart of water, bubbles like a champ, no water coming in the hose. She also got five 250g boxes of Egyptian sheesha of various flavors (the cherry is amazing) to go along with it.

tl;dr... My mother bought me a sick hookah and she is the best mom in the world.

anybody in the fairfield county CT area kno(w) where i can scor(e) som(e) (d)ank sheesha? lol

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Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:25 pm
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All this Hookah talks reminds me of when I was a Sophmore in High School the cool thing to do was to go to downtown and go to the Turkish theme'd bar and smoke hookah...F*CKING turks everywhere int he DEU but they at least bring good food and smoke.

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hookah!!

i love starbuzz flavors

dont get addicted though..like i am :P


Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:58 pm
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As big of a pot head as I am...I would never disrespect my hookah by smoking weed out of it.

And that Hookah is bad ass dude...Mom's knows what's up


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does anyone else besides me think that doing drugs with your mom is totally NOT cool?


Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:06 pm
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aCId_rAIn wrote:
does anyone else besides me think that doing drugs with your mom is totally NOT cool?


Did anyone besides acid see anywhere in that post that stated that he does drugs with his mom? I didnt...

However, I have done drugs with ALOT of mom's...not mine though. My dad on the other hand...muahaha


Mon Nov 01, 2010 11:19 pm
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nice hookah dude, you gonna fill it up with car wash soap and read up on some gothic shit while you smoke? :D

but really, nice hookah. i don't smoke tobacco, but i can appreciate the hoooookah

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very cool mom

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Tue Nov 02, 2010 4:44 am
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lol wtf i guess thats just as good as going to a rum factory with ur mom because she wants to go and ur just there for the ride lol.

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acid u dumb.

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yeah, i don't do drugs with my mom, k thnx.

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Don't give a shit, you're lying.


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he doesn't, she smokes crack in a separate room.

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Gimme your mom.


Thu Nov 04, 2010 1:54 pm
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Post Re: I have the best mom in the world.
Sheesha = drugs? I've never felt weird after smoking hookah....but maybe that's what sheesha does. It makes you FEEL normal, when in fact you are acting like a weirdo. It all makes sense now.


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