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 Beergasm! 
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I haven't been around a lot the past few weekends 'cause I've been stepping up my brewing quite a bit lately.

I've got 4 beers going right now.

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From left to right: Bavarian Dunkelweizen, Coffee Porter (American style), American Pale Ale, and Coffee Stout (English Style).

Hell yeah nignogs.

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Ummmmm beeeeeerrrr. Lol love the new sig

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer.

lookin good gman, lookin good.

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I'm jealous. Very, very jealous.

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Excellent- sounding beers. I'd love a sample of each.


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If I ever make it to Texas before I die I am coming to your house to get drunk and puke on your couch.


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For every fluid ounce of vomit containing my beer that leaves your body, I'll kill you. Don't make me kill you a few hundred times. Bitch nigguh.

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Gman wrote:
For every fluid ounce of vomit containing my beer that leaves your body, I'll kill you. Don't make me kill you a few hundred times. Bitch nigguh.



If the crowd starts to chant my name I may lick it all up so it may not be necessary. Plus my parents would sue your parents.


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I wonder if anyone's made weed-infused beer. Or if it would even work.

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I wonder if anyone's made weed-infused beer. Or if it would even work.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Dragon_%28drink%29


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OMG MAKE THAT NEXT GMAN

I'll fly down special just to sample.

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dirkdeagler wrote:
I wonder if anyone's made weed-infused beer. Or if it would even work.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Dragon_%28drink%29


Wow. *Added to my life's to do list*

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jizzed in my pants... Buddy of mine is starting to get into brewing. I'll try to take some pics when I'm over at his place next time.


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How hard/dangerous is it to try to brew your own beer. I've got a couple of unused closets in my apartment...


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How hard/dangerous is it to try to brew your own beer. I've got a couple of unused closets in my apartment...


Not that hard, and not dangerous at all if you're not afraid of boiling liquid. Distilling is dangerous, but brewing isn't.

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Now send some over so that I can taste it. I'm still searching for a good tasting (and easily acquirable) beer, but so far everything has tasted like pee. The only one that was remotely manageable was Smirnoff Ice with lemon (any malt beverage is beer to me).


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Do you actually put coffee in?

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Now send some over so that I can taste it. I'm still searching for a good tasting (and easily acquirable) beer, but so far everything has tasted like pee. The only one that was remotely manageable was Smirnoff Ice with lemon (any malt beverage is beer to me).


Reborn, you're the biggest closet case on the planet. What the hell is wrong with you? Smirnoff Ice isn't beer because it doesn't have hops in it. Also, it's Smirnoff. Gayest shit ever.

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Do you actually put coffee in?


Not in the Coffee stout. It'll have a much fainter coffee taste. I'm using this in it: http://www.austinhomebrew.com/product_i ... s_id=10129

In the Coffee porter, I'm going to fill a mesh bag with 2-3oz of Kona coffee (whole beans that I've beaten with a hammer to give them a "coarse grind") and let them soak in the keg with the beer when I'm done. I'll taste it after 30 minutes or so, and if the coffee flavor isn't strong enough after 30 minutes, I'll let it sit longer.

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Reborn wrote:
Now send some over so that I can taste it. I'm still searching for a good tasting (and easily acquirable) beer, but so far everything has tasted like pee. The only one that was remotely manageable was Smirnoff Ice with lemon (any malt beverage is beer to me).


Have you tried Sam Adams? Also try the micro brews around your area. Local breweries tend to make the best beers.

Also, turn in your man card for admitting you drink Smirnoff Ice. Don't admit you like that anywhere, you'll be ridiculed. If it has the same proof as beer and is sweet, it's a chick drink.

Gman was being nice when he called you a "closet case". There's far more evil words to describe a man who drinks Smirnoff Ice.


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Reborn wrote:
Now send some over so that I can taste it. I'm still searching for a good tasting (and easily acquirable) beer, but so far everything has tasted like pee. The only one that was remotely manageable was Smirnoff Ice with lemon (any malt beverage is beer to me).


yeah, i read this and i thought to myself "commence flaming in T-minus three... two..."

I highly recommend you grow a pair and really try and aquire a taste for real beer. and don't try something like red dog or olde english and base your opinion of beer as such. Sam Adams is great. Most (if not, all) of their seasonal brews are fantastic, but if you're not going to like it unless it's SWEET sweet, then the best suggestion i can come up with is a beer called Honey Moon from the Blue Moon Brewing company. It's probably the sweetest real beer i've had yet, but still nowhere close to the pancreas-thrashing sugaryness of these girly "flavored beer"s.

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