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Steakywill
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Joined: Thu Jul 28, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1070 Location: Orange, CA
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 do you....?
do u sit or stand when whiping your ass?
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JaYBiZzLe
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Joined: Sun Nov 14, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 1574 Location: Ontario, Canada
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sit...cuz after i wipe...i may have more coming after the clog has been wiped...so i play it safe and remain sitting
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LordCleavage
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Joined: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2961 Location: LittleCock, Arkansas
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stand.....
sometimes i find that after you stand to whip it does something to your insides and you hvae to poop again so i just sit back down :)
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| Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:07 am |
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PiNoY
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Joined: Wed Nov 02, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2339 Location: Los Angeles
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So what was the point of this thread?
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post count?
or
I'm bored?
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| Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:31 am |
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Spyda
Game Server Admin
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 5609 Location: Yo mama's room, Bitch!
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Wipe up or down?
Wait, wtf? Who really F*CKING cares?
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| Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:34 am |
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UberNoob
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Joined: Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 174
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Um, doesn't one *have* to stand to whip one's ass?
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| Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:51 am |
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Spork
Dirty Hippie (nobody likes this guy)
Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2198 Location: ATX
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UberNoob wrote: Um, doesn't one *have* to stand to whip one's ass?
You'd think. lol. But somehow that one vote knows the secrets...
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| Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:08 am |
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Pyrokid
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Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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I like to sit in the tub and let the faucet run down my crack.
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WeEdMaN
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Joined: Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3188 Location: Tarpon Springs FL.
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Pyrokid wrote: I like to sit in the tub and let the faucet run down my crack.
rofl
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MyNameIsKaren (Snoopy)
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Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1524 Location: Dog House
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you forgot to add crouch lol a mix of both you keep your butox close to the toilet but you bend your knees and remain standing then whipe....who am i kidding i stand :P
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| Tue Aug 29, 2006 6:34 am |
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MrWarrior
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Joined: Mon Jul 17, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 715 Location: Las Vegas Nevada
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Umm If u stand and u still have shit it will fall on the floor and if u sit u cant whip ur ass Lmao
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DurangoKiD
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Joined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2559 Location: Tampa, FL
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I think I lean to the right and attack from the left side. :P
roffles :lol:
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| Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:33 am |
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SailorCoon
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Joined: Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1117
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i half stand half sit, and make sure to dig good in there when i whipe. :lol:
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| Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:35 am |
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KickedintheFace
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Joined: Sat Jun 11, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2664
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PiNoY wrote: So what was the point of this thread?
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post count?
or
I'm bored? It's obviously a legitimate question.
Stand prz.
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| Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:59 am |
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miKeFL
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Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2378 Location: Miami
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sitting is for girls
and dont say u dont look at teh shit after u wipe because u do if not u dont know when to stop wiping... when it burns ?
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Pyrokid
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Joined: Tue Jan 10, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 2334 Location: Texas
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I look at it. Sometimes I lick a chunk off and swish it around in my mouth to get a feel for the texture.
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Uber
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Joined: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 889 Location: Under your bed.
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Whats with all the shit related topics
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JoeMamma
n00bfest Asshole
Joined: Mon Dec 20, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 11345 Location: Frisco/McKinney, TX
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All you gotta do is just lift one cheek off the toilet and you got free reign of the asscrack. simple as that.
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