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 do you....? 

do u sit or stand when whiping your ass?
stand 55%  55%  [ 17 ]
sit 45%  45%  [ 14 ]
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do u sit or stand when whiping your ass?

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sit...cuz after i wipe...i may have more coming after the clog has been wiped...so i play it safe and remain sitting

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stand.....


sometimes i find that after you stand to whip it does something to your insides and you hvae to poop again so i just sit back down :)

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So what was the point of this thread?

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post count?

or

I'm bored?


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Wipe up or down?

Wait, wtf? Who really F*CKING cares?

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Um, doesn't one *have* to stand to whip one's ass?


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UberNoob wrote:
Um, doesn't one *have* to stand to whip one's ass?


You'd think. lol. But somehow that one vote knows the secrets...

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I like to sit in the tub and let the faucet run down my crack.

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Pyrokid wrote:
I like to sit in the tub and let the faucet run down my crack.


rofl

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you forgot to add crouch lol a mix of both you keep your butox close to the toilet but you bend your knees and remain standing then whipe....who am i kidding i stand :P


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Umm If u stand and u still have shit it will fall on the floor and if u sit u cant whip ur ass Lmao


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I think I lean to the right and attack from the left side. :P

roffles :lol:

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i half stand half sit, and make sure to dig good in there when i whipe. :lol:

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PiNoY wrote:
So what was the point of this thread?

I AM A HOMOSEXUAL post count?

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I'm bored?
It's obviously a legitimate question.
Stand prz.


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sitting is for girls

and dont say u dont look at teh shit after u wipe because u do if not u dont know when to stop wiping... when it burns ?

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I look at it. Sometimes I lick a chunk off and swish it around in my mouth to get a feel for the texture.

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Whats with all the shit related topics


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All you gotta do is just lift one cheek off the toilet and you got free reign of the asscrack. simple as that.

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