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Tek
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Joined: Sat Oct 02, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 1559 Location: olive branch, ms
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 i thought this was funny
A group of Kentucky second, third, and fourth graders, accompanied by two
female teachers, went on a field trip to Churchill Downs, the famous
Louisville race track, to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it
was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls
would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The teacher
assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys
came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no
choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began
hoisting the boys up, one by one, holding onto their "wee-wees" to direct
the flow away from their clothes. As she lifted one, she couldn't help but
notice that he was unusually well endowed for one so young.
Trying not to show that she was staring,
the teacher said, "You must be in the fourth grade!"
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race
today."
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:15 am |
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CrayolaDaEthug (BANNED)
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ROFL
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:21 am |
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Dew (BANNED)
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Joined: Sun Jul 23, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 176
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lol
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:29 am |
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MyNameIsKaren (Snoopy)
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Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1524 Location: Dog House
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! midgets riding horses tee hee
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:58 am |
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lone_mortal
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Joined: Thu Jun 16, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 525 Location: Austin, TX
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lol, that's pretty funny.
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 3:37 am |
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Shotokan
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Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1036 Location: Miramar, Florida
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ROFL
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:20 am |
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UberNoob
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Joined: Sat Jul 15, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 174
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Good one.
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:23 am |
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oreX
n00bfest Retired Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Thu Jul 15, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 2260 Location: Your Moms PANTS !
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hahahhaha omg thats awesome
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 9:47 am |
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R33t
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Joined: Fri Jul 21, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 443 Location: my house
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LMAO
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:43 am |
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AnalChowMein
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 3216 Location: Michigan
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LMAO
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 10:49 am |
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Falcon
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Joined: Fri Sep 30, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 5230 Location: Rogers, AR
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LMAO
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 1:06 pm |
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drpepper
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Joined: Thu Oct 27, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 876
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lol
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:02 pm |
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ApoKolypse
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Joined: Thu Jan 05, 2006 12:00 am Posts: 8388 Location: London
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Not bad.
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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:26 pm |
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Rhyno
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Joined: Sun Jun 04, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 155
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LAWLS one of the better ones ive heard lately..GJ

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| Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:50 pm |
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minorking
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Joined: Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 291 Location: Houston
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that was great :)
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| Fri Aug 25, 2006 6:31 am |
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miKeFL
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Joined: Wed Sep 28, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 2378 Location: Miami
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ok no one said it lolerskates
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