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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Would it make you feel worse to learn that I copy+paste'd that whole thing from some Professor's article that I found on Google Reader yesterday just shortly before I left work?
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| Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:50 pm |
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-Purple-
Game Server Admin
Joined: Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5190 Location: Vegas Baby
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Actually I found that after I spent FOREVER making my corrections, so I already felt stupid for not searching for it before I did the damn thing.
I guess I'm not really that upset. I just really wanted that hat. Maybe I'll just man up and buy one...
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Reborn
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Joined: Thu May 21, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 2117 Location: Sagittarius A*
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Motherlover! I demand my damn hat that I rightfully won! 
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| Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:47 pm |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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You get nothing and like it because you lost. Hard. Er than Purple.
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| Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:30 pm |
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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I don't give a F*CK because I googled the answers because I knew kitten isn't smart enough to come up with this on his own.
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Sexual Chocolate
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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i dont give a F*CK because i know nuclear reactor operators who cant even use words like their and they're correctly. proper grammar/spelling really doesnt matter in the greater scheme of things. it is definitely not a good gauge on who is smart or not either, nigga.
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| Thu Dec 17, 2009 5:39 am |
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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Nor is one's public speaking abilities, but Bill Clinton is still a god and George Bush is still a retard.
Hell, jobs that generally require nothing more than an associate's degree don't make anyone smart either. When I was still in high school they separated us in to "College Preparatory" and "Technical Preparatory" which was really just so the dumbasses who would spend the rest of their lives welding, janitoring, farming, woodsmithing, fixing cars, fixing computers, and every other non-intellect intensive job out there could feel better about themselves.
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| Thu Dec 17, 2009 8:43 am |
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DaftandDirty
Forum Newbie
Joined: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:30 pm Posts: 11 Location: Round Rock, TX
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high wrote: i dont give a F*CK because i know nuclear reactor operators who cant even use words like their and they're correctly. proper grammar/spelling really doesnt matter in the greater scheme of things. it is definitely not a good gauge on who is smart or not either, nigga. I know several reactor operators and most of them aren't necessarily that intelligent, they just know the formulas and shit. Most don't have the basic street smarts of a 15 yr old.
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LeCoq
[n00b] Member
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 3031
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dude, none of your sentences contains beer/tits/vaj/sex
come on guys, you're all retarded
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Sexual Chocolate
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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DaftandDirty wrote: high wrote: i dont give a F*CK because i know nuclear reactor operators who cant even use words like their and they're correctly. proper grammar/spelling really doesnt matter in the greater scheme of things. it is definitely not a good gauge on who is smart or not either, nigga. I know several reactor operators and most of them aren't necessarily that intelligent, they just know the formulas and shit. Most don't have the basic street smarts of a 15 yr old. all the reactor operators ive met are the smartest people ive ever met. they literally need brains like calculators and a freak like memory to remember all the set points and levels. thats ops here tho. there is a reason they make more in one bonus check then most do in a year. and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right?
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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LeCoq wrote: dude, none of your sentences contains beer/tits/vaj/sex
come on guys, you're all retarded Hahaha. Quote: and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right? Anal rape?
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Vision
[n00b] Member
Joined: Wed Nov 17, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 4626 Location: Lakeland, FUCK!!!
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"Assumption is the mother of all F*CK ups" - Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) starring Steven 'F*CKIN' A, I'm a Badass' Seagal
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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high wrote: and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right? You're assuming that I'm assuming that they're all dumbasses. You know what happens when you assume right? Proficiency in low-brain function tasks isn't indicative of intelligence at all - even animals can be trained to complete tasks. The ability to process and produce abstract thought is what defines intelligence. So yeah. Strictly speaking, they're "dumbasses". They're also the people who love cars so much that they devote their lives to them - the people I can go to when my car is busted and my "dumbass" needs help. They're also usually not so bad to drink with either.
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Sexual Chocolate
Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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AngryKitten wrote: high wrote: and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right? You're assuming that I'm assuming that they're all dumbasses. You know what happens when you assume right? Proficiency in low-brain function tasks isn't indicative of intelligence at all - even animals can be trained to complete tasks. The ability to process and produce abstract thought is what defines intelligence. So yeah. Strictly speaking, they're "dumbasses". They're also the people who love cars so much that they devote their lives to them - the people I can go to when my car is busted and my "dumbass" needs help. They're also usually not so bad to drink with either. youre wrong. when you assume it makes an ass out of u and me. lighten up brah. it aint all that bad.
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AngryKitten
Lazer Jesus
Joined: Fri Nov 12, 2004 12:00 am Posts: 8983 Location: Georgia
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high wrote: AngryKitten wrote: high wrote: and angry, it sounds to me like youre assuming that those people were dumb asses. you know what happens when you assume right? You're assuming that I'm assuming that they're all dumbasses. You know what happens when you assume right? Proficiency in low-brain function tasks isn't indicative of intelligence at all - even animals can be trained to complete tasks. The ability to process and produce abstract thought is what defines intelligence. So yeah. Strictly speaking, they're "dumbasses". They're also the people who love cars so much that they devote their lives to them - the people I can go to when my car is busted and my "dumbass" needs help. They're also usually not so bad to drink with either. youre wrong. when you assume it makes an ass out of u and me. lighten up brah. it aint all that bad. I roll 1d20 and get a 20. I block. I begin to cast "Pee in Your Butt". I roll 2d20 and get 8 and 5. Your move, beeyatch.
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