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 Adventures with Gman: At the movies. 
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Post Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
So. Few years back with Corpsehumper still lived in Louisana, we would visit him frequently. Sex, etc.


Anyway, Gman, CH's daughter and myself decide to go to the movies. Woo! I think it was Amityville horror or some dumb shit. So we get there, get our tickets and shit and go find seats. Place is overrun with blacks. They're everywhere. So it's pretty loud in the theater with all of the nonsense going on.

We're like, alright, maybe they'll shut the hell up when the movie starts.

Boy we were wrong. They just get louder.

Alright so, we're kinda irritated but wait it out.

15 minutes into the movie, no F*CKING break.

At this time, we've made indirect comments about how people should SHUT THE F*CK UP DURING MOVIES.

We finally get up and bail. On the way out, someone mutters 'He mad?'.

Gman: "I'm not mad, I'm going to my clan meeting!"

He of course shouts this, as we're walking out. Me, about 5'8'' wearing a black leather duster, him being a big dude and CH's daughter about 5' skinny little thing.

So we ended up getting our money back and bailing without putting the beat down on anyone....but it was priceless.

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HAhaha, classic.

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Hahahaha.

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Fixed.

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Place is overrun with blacks. They're everywhere.

Gman: "I'm not mad, I'm going to my Klan meeting!"



Instant LOL.

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Thanks for my new exit phrase when my hall mates are being queers.

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F*CKING awesome :)

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lololol woowwww adventure time with Gman!!

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omg I can totaly imagine Gman saying this!


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LMAO I had Instant lawls once i saw Clan meeting

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That shit was hilarious.

We got a refund, too. The white person at the ticket counter acted like this happens all the time.

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I F*CKING LOLD

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Ginzu wrote:
I F*CKING LOLD


where the F*CK have you been ?

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Loke wrote:
Ginzu wrote:
I F*CKING LOLD


where the F*CK have you been ?


Up your grandmas snatch :)

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Rofl, Way to show em.

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Ginzu wrote:
Loke wrote:
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I F*CKING LOLD


where the F*CK have you been ?


Up your grandmas snatch :)


The one who had a stroke this year or the other one who had 4 strokes in one year in 2007 ?

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both

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I feel like they immediately assumed the KKK.
offense to blacks and all.

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i lold out loud in the lecture that i read this in
also strange moar stories!!

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lol i needed a good laugh


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Cool story Bro. I had a good laugh

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