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Strange
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Joined: Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 7108 Location: Texas
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 Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
So. Few years back with Corpsehumper still lived in Louisana, we would visit him frequently. Sex, etc.
Anyway, Gman, CH's daughter and myself decide to go to the movies. Woo! I think it was Amityville horror or some dumb shit. So we get there, get our tickets and shit and go find seats. Place is overrun with blacks. They're everywhere. So it's pretty loud in the theater with all of the nonsense going on.
We're like, alright, maybe they'll shut the hell up when the movie starts.
Boy we were wrong. They just get louder.
Alright so, we're kinda irritated but wait it out.
15 minutes into the movie, no F*CKING break.
At this time, we've made indirect comments about how people should SHUT THE F*CK UP DURING MOVIES.
We finally get up and bail. On the way out, someone mutters 'He mad?'.
Gman: "I'm not mad, I'm going to my clan meeting!"
He of course shouts this, as we're walking out. Me, about 5'8'' wearing a black leather duster, him being a big dude and CH's daughter about 5' skinny little thing.
So we ended up getting our money back and bailing without putting the beat down on anyone....but it was priceless.
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the_yeti
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Joined: Mon Mar 31, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 974
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
HAhaha, classic.
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
Hahahaha.
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Kwang!
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Joined: Mon Jun 21, 2010 6:04 pm Posts: 4413 Location: Here.
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
Fixed. Strange wrote: Place is overrun with blacks. They're everywhere.
Gman: "I'm not mad, I'm going to my Klan meeting!" Instant LOL.
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| Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:03 pm |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
Thanks for my new exit phrase when my hall mates are being queers.
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Loke
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Joined: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:03 am Posts: 1603
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
F*CKING awesome :)
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Bleep
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Joined: Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:11 pm Posts: 1736 Location: Gainesville, Florida
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
lololol woowwww adventure time with Gman!!
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| Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:56 am |
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LeCoq
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
omg I can totaly imagine Gman saying this!
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EnV
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Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2009 11:00 pm Posts: 822 Location: Connecticut
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
LMAO I had Instant lawls once i saw Clan meeting
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| Fri Aug 27, 2010 10:59 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
That shit was hilarious.
We got a refund, too. The white person at the ticket counter acted like this happens all the time.
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Ginzu
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
I F*CKING LOLD
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Loke
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
Ginzu wrote: I F*CKING LOLD where the F*CK have you been ?
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Ginzu
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Loke wrote: Ginzu wrote: I F*CKING LOLD where the F*CK have you been ? Up your grandmas snatch :)
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obejii
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
Rofl, Way to show em.
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Loke
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
Ginzu wrote: Loke wrote: Ginzu wrote: I F*CKING LOLD where the F*CK have you been ? Up your grandmas snatch :) The one who had a stroke this year or the other one who had 4 strokes in one year in 2007 ?
_________________AngryKitten wrote: I henceforth shall refer to Loke as Toki Wartooth.
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Sandman
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Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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both
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MitchMate
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Joined: Sat Jan 29, 2011 3:30 am Posts: 140 Location: New Hampshire
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
I feel like they immediately assumed the KKK. offense to blacks and all.
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rick_ro$$
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Joined: Sat Nov 06, 2010 4:27 pm Posts: 326 Location: Durham, NC
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
i lold out loud in the lecture that i read this in also strange moar stories!!
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rage
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Joined: Fri Sep 08, 2006 11:00 pm Posts: 1267
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
lol i needed a good laugh
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CLOROX
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Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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 Re: Adventures with Gman: At the movies.
Cool story Bro. I had a good laugh
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