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Kano56
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Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 516
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Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Here are the awards for 2011 and the dick faces that earned them. Each winner of an award won a prize. In order to claim said prize they must provide their address. No fags under 18.
Stupidest idiot of 2011:
Award goes to Hooker. Hooker gets this award for his drunk driving event with a certain other person's license. I am not 100% sure this happened in 2011, if it didnt F*CK it Hooker still gets the award. Runner up of Studiest idiot of 2011: Every single n00bfest member.
Ugliest idiot of 2011:
Award goes to Genocide. Genocide gets this award because he still is to this day the ugliest mother F*CKER I have ever seen. To simply put it as someone posted in the forums once: "You look like a retarded frankensteIn. Runner up of Ugliest idiot of 2011: Reborn.
Fattest idiot of 2011:
Award goes to Gman. He really is extremely fat. Runner up of Fattest idiot of 2011: Luff Waffle.
Most radioactive idiot of 2011:
Award goes to h!gh. He has suffered from radioactive posioning so many times he now has 3 dicks. Runner up of Most radioactive idiot of 2011: Coach.
Most worthless idiot member of n00bfest for 2011:
Award goes to Cyninging of Sciedgneaidgnaigiaiga or whatever the F*CK his name is. You post the most useless shit ever, you're addiction to JR Tolkien's dick is revolting. Just go die. Runner up of Most worthless idiot member of n00bfest for 2011: Iceman.
Sweetest voice of 2011:
Award goes to Doctor Love. Hearing your voice in ventrilo is simply mind blowing. I cant recall hearing you ever get upset, its like you're a programmed robot that doesnt feel emotions but is built with the sweetest voice ever. Runner up of Sweetest voice of 2011: Hobo Joe.
Most unhappily married of 2011:
Award goes to Joe Mamma. His child isnt even his. Runner up of Most unhappily married of 2011: Genocide.
Happiest couple of 2011:
Award goes to Spyda and Iceman. Both of you are so gay for each other it makes Elton John sick to his stomach. The love that you both show each other every single day in ventrilo is a chronicle to be witnessed for married people. Runner up of Happiest couple of 2011: Sweet Pea and Strange.
Person owned the hardest from a prank in 2011: Award goes to Hobo Joe. At a paintball gayfest Hobo Joe's phone was taken and every single contact in his phone was renamed to "Derp." To this day he still has people named Derp and has no idea who they are. Runner up for Person owned the hardest from a prank in 2011: Angry Kitten.
Kano's most hated for 2011:
Award goes to Money. I hate you. You're a F*CKING little C*CK sucker douche bag. I am not sending you a present for this award, you get nothing at all and you will always be muted for me in Ventrilo because I hate every single molecule that creates your existance. Die. Runner up for Kano's most hated for 2011: Clorox.
Biggest virgin for 2011:
Award goes to Luff Waffle. You might have a chance to get laid if you could actually locate your dick under all that fat. Good luck. Runner up for Biggest Virgin for 2011: Tikimon.
Most likely to be seen on a Crime Stoppers Ad for 2011:
Award goes to Token. We all know why. I dont have to explain this. Runner up for Most likely to be seen on a Crime Stoppers Ad for 2011: The other half of Monk.
Most worthless brothers of 2011:
Award goes to Sleepy and Richy Brown. You guys are terrible. Everything you guys touch ends up in the garbage. Runner up for Most Worthless brothers of 2011: Token and Monk.
Biggest corporate loving Republican douche bag top 1% stuck up greedy rich ignorant F*CK of 2011:
Award goes to Fomenta. Thanks for ruining the economy with your trickle down failure effect. Runner Up of Biggest corporate loving Republican douche bag top 1% stuck up greedy rich ignorant F*CK of 2011: Metalgod.
Person with the shittiest computer of 2011:
Award goes to Pitstop. Congratulations, your computer was there for the space race of the 20th century. Today's smartphones are 4,000 times powerful than that piece of shit paperwieght you have as a computer. Runner up for Person with the shittiest computer of 2011: Luff Waffle.
Biggest Emo Rager of 2011:
Award goes to Omega. If you actually didn't have a fear of women and would lose your virginity you would probably release all of your rage and be a calm person....but that will never happen because you rage quit trying to even approach a person of the opposite sex. Runner up for Biggest Emo Rage of 2011: Genocide.
Smartest person of 2011:
Award goes to no one. No one earned this. You are all a bunch of morons. Runner up for Smartest person of 2011: No one is smart enough for runner up either.
Most mutant demi human in n00bfest for 2011:
Award goes to Coach. You're a genetic fuckup. You have 1 eye. You are mentally unstable. The community should kill you with fire but we are all too afraid to get close to you. Runner up for Most mutant demi human in n00bfest for 2011: Genocide
Person with the stupidest real name of 2011:
Award goes to Fugly. Your last name is Woodcock....AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Runner up for Person with the stupidest real name of 2011: Gage Faltz
Oldest F*CK in n00bfest for 2011:
Award goes to Dirtybag. You're so F*CKING old. You wake up every morning at 5am and take 50 pills, another 30 pills at noon and 25 more at night. You continually play Counter Strike from your assisted living home. You were alive at the birth of electricity.
Runner up for Oldest F*CK in n00bfest for 2011: Corpsehumper.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:15 pm |
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Gman
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Joined: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 13453
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
My name is Gman and I approve this message. Moved to the Announcements section.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:24 pm |
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t0keN
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 2738 Location: Jacksonville, NC
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
This is pure awesome!! YAY! I got an award and a runner-up haha
And I didn't have to steal it!!
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:26 pm |
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CLOROX
Game Server Admin
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:02 pm Posts: 1822 Location: Sarasota Florida
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Damn I though I was Kano's Most hated, But w/e
Also This thread is Pure Win
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:39 pm |
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Shorty
[n00b] Member
Joined: Fri Oct 14, 2005 11:00 pm Posts: 1349 Location: Cincinnati
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Congratulations to the award winners!!! Reading this was an excellent start to my day.
_________________When victory is to survive then death is defeat. -Slayer, War Ensemble "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, "I'm from the government and I'm here to help." -Ronald Reagan
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:45 pm |
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Money
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Joined: Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:30 pm Posts: 842 Location: vallejo CA
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Love you to kano IM SO HAPPY YOU PICKED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3333333
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:09 pm |
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Montreal
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Joined: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:46 am Posts: 2623 Location: Montreal, Canada
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Hahaha, that's pretty funny.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:16 pm |
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BulletCatcher
n00bfest Ancient, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:00 am Posts: 2112 Location: Virginia
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
lol. This thread ftw.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:16 pm |
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Chris Hanson
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Joined: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:56 pm Posts: 612
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
lol the best part is reading it in kanos voice screaming it at money over ventrillo.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:21 pm |
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Hendry
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Joined: Mon Sep 26, 2011 7:29 pm Posts: 138 Location: Buffalo, New York
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
hahaa this is awesome
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:48 pm |
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TehZomB
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Joined: Fri Apr 09, 2010 7:31 pm Posts: 223 Location: Ocean City, MD
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
thread full of win
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:50 pm |
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chronicW33D
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Joined: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:55 pm Posts: 637 Location: Seattle, WA
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
WOW win! hahah
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:03 pm |
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Tazzaler
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Joined: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:00 pm Posts: 5727 Location: Dakota, North
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Maybe next year I shall dethrone someone with my dick
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 3:19 pm |
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TheContinental
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Joined: Sun Nov 07, 2010 7:16 pm Posts: 304 Location: South Carolina
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Simply a work of art. No changes or additions please. Tazz you'll never make any list anywhere for anything ever. Dick or no dick. But, I do love you.
-Cunt
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:05 pm |
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Pit_Stop
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Joined: Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:00 pm Posts: 611 Location: Texas
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
F*CK yeah, I get a prize.
*Edit* Shit I'm not 18.....F*CK!
Can I still get a prize?
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:07 pm |
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Sleepy Brown
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Joined: Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:23 am Posts: 329 Location: Portland, OR
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Lol I got an award. Oh an richy fell off the face of the planet idk when he'll get his.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:33 pm |
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h!gh
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Joined: Thu Apr 29, 2004 11:00 pm Posts: 3202 Location: nigga plz.
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
LOLOLOL
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 4:56 pm |
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Sandman
fomenta's bitch
Joined: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:53 pm Posts: 2811 Location: giving bitches wet willies
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
WTF me and tiki didn't win happiest couple I demand a re-count.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:29 pm |
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Sweet Pea
n00bfest Elder, Senior Admin
Joined: Mon May 10, 2010 11:45 pm Posts: 3503
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Sandman wrote: WTF me and tiki didn't win happiest couple I demand a re-count. Strange and I would win before you would. Just saying. EAT MY IMAGINARY DICK.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 5:32 pm |
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WaffleLover
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Joined: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:00 am Posts: 1581 Location: Zuols moms room.
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Re: Kano's 2011 n00bfest awards.
Geno and I should totally get 2 prizes for being a runner up in 4 different awards, while being the winner of 1 award... :D
_________________Luke: No, I am talking about the man-god named Gage, who's abs lure in virgins from Asia like the sirens do with ships and rocks.
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Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:16 pm |
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